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Derek Prime
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Silly guy posting silly things
No no, they need a more bipartisan message.
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm sure our country will learn its lesson by the time that the celebrity candidate in the 2060 race starts saying "make America great again", right guys?
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
why does it say "the trump administration" twice?
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If anything we should've treated Bush less like a normal president. A lot of the blatant unconstitutional power grabs we're seeing now are just a natural extension of what happened then.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Special containment procedures:

SCP-8647 is to be kept in an oval office within mortar launcher range of [REDACTED]
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Probably the best ad I've ever seen
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
a woman with a soap bubble behind her face
ALT: a woman with a soap bubble behind her face
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm being cancelled for singing the hit Beatles song "It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car"
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This and the Rouge One hallway scene are the closest things to this that we've had before (both were peak)
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I wish that I lose at least 80 pounds"
a cartoon of a hand reaching for a table that says " i wish to be left alone "
ALT: a cartoon of a hand reaching for a table that says " i wish to be left alone "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's an open secret that Nick has a thing for catboys. In a better timeline he'd be living his best life instead of vice signaling to an audience of neonazis.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So homophobic they've convinced themselves it's gay to be straight
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are two types of homo: sexual and phobic.

They are both.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Grok, make here say "I love you"

Again

Again
youtube.com/shorts/_GUvB...
Say "I Love You" Again... #mensmentalhealth #love #hopelessromantic #NathanForYou #øneheart
YouTube video by OustFox
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They wrote a book where they took this into account, I think (I read the first book like a decade ago so I don't remember how)
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"For the next stage of my trade war with China, I will be painting this wall to look like a tunnel. That'll stop Xi right in hi-"

"Wha, he ran right through it folks. YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I need to go give him a piece of my m..."

[collides with wall]

[sound of truck coming through the tunnel]
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Numbers game. Most people know not to, but it only takes a few gullible people to make it worth their while.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's not meant to make sense if you think it through.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've gotten quite a few from 516 numbers and other New York numbers over the past month or so. I have a New York number despite living in Jersey most my life.

They're just hoping that you think it's someone or something close by reaching out to you.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM