Derek Stoelting
@derekstoelting.bsky.social
Dog friendly, GM4Life, just here to spread the love
You’ve seen my work in books by Eden Studios and Elf Lair Games
More at https://linktr.ee/derekstoelting
You’ve seen my work in books by Eden Studios and Elf Lair Games
More at https://linktr.ee/derekstoelting
We did it first in Thirteen Parsecs with “Space Truckers” by @timsbrannan.bsky.social and @elflairgames.bsky.social
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
Thirteen Parsecs: Beyond the Solar Frontier - Elf Lair Games | DriveThruRPG
Thirteen Parsecs: Beyond the Solar Frontier offers all the rules you need to run any sort of science fiction campaign from gritty cyberpunk to outer space war dramas to science fantasy in the grand pl...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We did it first in Thirteen Parsecs with “Space Truckers” by @timsbrannan.bsky.social and @elflairgames.bsky.social
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
The article was, sadly, not what I wanted it to be about. Weather conditions near Lake Hali remain cloudy.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The article was, sadly, not what I wanted it to be about. Weather conditions near Lake Hali remain cloudy.
Conspiracies by Derek(tm!)
1. Bond was killed to end the known IP. AKA if Amazon wants it, they can create their own Bond.
2. It’s not about which US Navy ships are in the Caribbean. It’s about where they are no longer sailing. It’s just convenient to put them in place near Venezuela for optics.
1. Bond was killed to end the known IP. AKA if Amazon wants it, they can create their own Bond.
2. It’s not about which US Navy ships are in the Caribbean. It’s about where they are no longer sailing. It’s just convenient to put them in place near Venezuela for optics.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Conspiracies by Derek(tm!)
1. Bond was killed to end the known IP. AKA if Amazon wants it, they can create their own Bond.
2. It’s not about which US Navy ships are in the Caribbean. It’s about where they are no longer sailing. It’s just convenient to put them in place near Venezuela for optics.
1. Bond was killed to end the known IP. AKA if Amazon wants it, they can create their own Bond.
2. It’s not about which US Navy ships are in the Caribbean. It’s about where they are no longer sailing. It’s just convenient to put them in place near Venezuela for optics.
Witcher season four…not sure what’s going on here.
Ciri looks like she’s in her fifties. Whichever sword Geralt is handling changes size from scene to scene. Continuous rehashing to work New Geralt into Old Geralt scenes.
But it’s the best cosplay of Henry Cavill I’ve ever watched.
Ciri looks like she’s in her fifties. Whichever sword Geralt is handling changes size from scene to scene. Continuous rehashing to work New Geralt into Old Geralt scenes.
But it’s the best cosplay of Henry Cavill I’ve ever watched.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Witcher season four…not sure what’s going on here.
Ciri looks like she’s in her fifties. Whichever sword Geralt is handling changes size from scene to scene. Continuous rehashing to work New Geralt into Old Geralt scenes.
But it’s the best cosplay of Henry Cavill I’ve ever watched.
Ciri looks like she’s in her fifties. Whichever sword Geralt is handling changes size from scene to scene. Continuous rehashing to work New Geralt into Old Geralt scenes.
But it’s the best cosplay of Henry Cavill I’ve ever watched.
“Too many people had suffered from having their meds used against them some years back, during the Age of the Retrovirus.”
-Synners by Pat Cadigan
Once again, cyberpunk predicts our future.
-Synners by Pat Cadigan
Once again, cyberpunk predicts our future.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“Too many people had suffered from having their meds used against them some years back, during the Age of the Retrovirus.”
-Synners by Pat Cadigan
Once again, cyberpunk predicts our future.
-Synners by Pat Cadigan
Once again, cyberpunk predicts our future.
Check it out - I did a thing! Standalone, single page scenario for Thirteen Parsecs, the sci-fi game from Elf Lair Games . Completely compatible with your OSR style games or just use it with 13 Parsecs, because it's a superior game.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Red Velvet - Single Page Scenarios - Elf Lair Games | DriveThruRPG
The freighter Red Velvet smashed into a dust devil and set down hard on Creones 43. The crew and ship are banged up and need help! Can you face raiders, bugs, and shady junk dealers to get their ship ...
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September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Check it out - I did a thing! Standalone, single page scenario for Thirteen Parsecs, the sci-fi game from Elf Lair Games . Completely compatible with your OSR style games or just use it with 13 Parsecs, because it's a superior game.
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
August 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Festival of the Living Dead
2.5⭐️
Inconsistent zombies and storytelling really hampered this one.
They hit a lot of the right notes for a zombie tale.
Easily 30 minutes too long. It felt like they had too much material and struggled to decide what to cut.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2773...
2.5⭐️
Inconsistent zombies and storytelling really hampered this one.
They hit a lot of the right notes for a zombie tale.
Easily 30 minutes too long. It felt like they had too much material and struggled to decide what to cut.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2773...
Festival of the Living Dead (2024) ⭐ 4.3 | Horror
1h 28m
www.imdb.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Festival of the Living Dead
2.5⭐️
Inconsistent zombies and storytelling really hampered this one.
They hit a lot of the right notes for a zombie tale.
Easily 30 minutes too long. It felt like they had too much material and struggled to decide what to cut.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2773...
2.5⭐️
Inconsistent zombies and storytelling really hampered this one.
They hit a lot of the right notes for a zombie tale.
Easily 30 minutes too long. It felt like they had too much material and struggled to decide what to cut.
www.imdb.com/title/tt2773...
Homemade bacon.
Second go of it. Went with a maple heavy recipe this time. It doesn’t disappoint t.
Second go of it. Went with a maple heavy recipe this time. It doesn’t disappoint t.
July 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Homemade bacon.
Second go of it. Went with a maple heavy recipe this time. It doesn’t disappoint t.
Second go of it. Went with a maple heavy recipe this time. It doesn’t disappoint t.
Seemed appropriate
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKTF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKTF...
Cthulhu's ABCs: A Heavy Metal Muppet Parody Song about the Alphabet
YouTube video by The Cultists
www.youtube.com
July 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Seemed appropriate
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKTF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKTF...
I wonder if the hotel manager will let me speak with Winston?
June 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I wonder if the hotel manager will let me speak with Winston?
Why is #PowerBI so awful? Srsly. It’s like they took the worst parts of Accel and PowerPoint, mashed them together, the added some Excel looking BS on top of it.
And this is the future?
Even in the future, nothing works.
And this is the future?
Even in the future, nothing works.
May 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why is #PowerBI so awful? Srsly. It’s like they took the worst parts of Accel and PowerPoint, mashed them together, the added some Excel looking BS on top of it.
And this is the future?
Even in the future, nothing works.
And this is the future?
Even in the future, nothing works.
When in Scotland…
May 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When in Scotland…
Dear game designers, especially TTRPG folks. If your only method to explain your game is to describe it in terms of other people’s settings, rules, and designs, you aren’t selling me your game. You are selling me their game and I will buy their game and not yours.
Cont’d
Cont’d
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dear game designers, especially TTRPG folks. If your only method to explain your game is to describe it in terms of other people’s settings, rules, and designs, you aren’t selling me your game. You are selling me their game and I will buy their game and not yours.
Cont’d
Cont’d
Oh and one more!
Ocean Game in Cthulhu City
Ocean Game in Cthulhu City
May 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oh and one more!
Ocean Game in Cthulhu City
Ocean Game in Cthulhu City
Today’s mental gymnastics
Blades in the Dark + Cthulhu City
Cthulhu City + Liminal
Blades in the Dark + Cthulhu City
Cthulhu City + Liminal
May 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today’s mental gymnastics
Blades in the Dark + Cthulhu City
Cthulhu City + Liminal
Blades in the Dark + Cthulhu City
Cthulhu City + Liminal
Interesting time capsule. Office of the Justice Programs, 1989-1990 research document to serve as a primer on occult crime.
www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
www.ojp.gov
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Interesting time capsule. Office of the Justice Programs, 1989-1990 research document to serve as a primer on occult crime.
www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
Asked the wife if this was my BSKY account. She confirmed ‘twas.
I’m verified!
I’m verified!
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Asked the wife if this was my BSKY account. She confirmed ‘twas.
I’m verified!
I’m verified!
Hivemind question. I know the answer is “yes”, but why?
Can/how do I move #CthulhuCity to a modern era and then bolt on #Liminal?
Can/how do I move #CthulhuCity to a modern era and then bolt on #Liminal?
April 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hivemind question. I know the answer is “yes”, but why?
Can/how do I move #CthulhuCity to a modern era and then bolt on #Liminal?
Can/how do I move #CthulhuCity to a modern era and then bolt on #Liminal?
Reposted by Derek Stoelting
Hello #PortfolioDay
I'm Melody Foster, I'm a #kidlit #illustrator looking to work on picture books and book covers.
I'm also looking for representation.
ko-fi.com/melodyfoster...
I'm Melody Foster, I'm a #kidlit #illustrator looking to work on picture books and book covers.
I'm also looking for representation.
ko-fi.com/melodyfoster...
April 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hello #PortfolioDay
I'm Melody Foster, I'm a #kidlit #illustrator looking to work on picture books and book covers.
I'm also looking for representation.
ko-fi.com/melodyfoster...
I'm Melody Foster, I'm a #kidlit #illustrator looking to work on picture books and book covers.
I'm also looking for representation.
ko-fi.com/melodyfoster...
It may be snowing today, but this weekend it was in the 70s.
Ribs!
Brother Jimmy’s run
My wife’s spicy sauce
Brother Jimmy’s rub with Dr Pepper influenced bbq sauce
Ribs!
Brother Jimmy’s run
My wife’s spicy sauce
Brother Jimmy’s rub with Dr Pepper influenced bbq sauce
March 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It may be snowing today, but this weekend it was in the 70s.
Ribs!
Brother Jimmy’s run
My wife’s spicy sauce
Brother Jimmy’s rub with Dr Pepper influenced bbq sauce
Ribs!
Brother Jimmy’s run
My wife’s spicy sauce
Brother Jimmy’s rub with Dr Pepper influenced bbq sauce