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Derek Stoelting
@derekstoelting.bsky.social
Dog friendly, GM4Life, just here to spread the love

You’ve seen my work in books by Eden Studios and Elf Lair Games

More at https://linktr.ee/derekstoelting
The article was, sadly, not what I wanted it to be about. Weather conditions near Lake Hali remain cloudy.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Conspiracies by Derek(tm!)

1. Bond was killed to end the known IP. AKA if Amazon wants it, they can create their own Bond.

2. It’s not about which US Navy ships are in the Caribbean. It’s about where they are no longer sailing. It’s just convenient to put them in place near Venezuela for optics.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Witcher season four…not sure what’s going on here.

Ciri looks like she’s in her fifties. Whichever sword Geralt is handling changes size from scene to scene. Continuous rehashing to work New Geralt into Old Geralt scenes.

But it’s the best cosplay of Henry Cavill I’ve ever watched.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Too many people had suffered from having their meds used against them some years back, during the Age of the Retrovirus.”
-Synners by Pat Cadigan

Once again, cyberpunk predicts our future.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Check it out - I did a thing! Standalone, single page scenario for Thirteen Parsecs, the sci-fi game from Elf Lair Games . Completely compatible with your OSR style games or just use it with 13 Parsecs, because it's a superior game.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Red Velvet - Single Page Scenarios - Elf Lair Games | DriveThruRPG
The freighter Red Velvet smashed into a dust devil and set down hard on Creones 43. The crew and ship are banged up and need help! Can you face raiders, bugs, and shady junk dealers to get their ship ...
www.drivethrurpg.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
May not be at #GenCon but I am at the first, annual #GreatGamingWeekend

First up, #CallofCthulhu !
August 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Festival of the Living Dead
2.5⭐️
Inconsistent zombies and storytelling really hampered this one.

They hit a lot of the right notes for a zombie tale.

Easily 30 minutes too long. It felt like they had too much material and struggled to decide what to cut.

www.imdb.com/title/tt2773...
Festival of the Living Dead (2024) ⭐ 4.3 | Horror
1h 28m
www.imdb.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Homemade bacon.

Second go of it. Went with a maple heavy recipe this time. It doesn’t disappoint t.
July 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wonder if the hotel manager will let me speak with Winston?
June 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why is #PowerBI so awful? Srsly. It’s like they took the worst parts of Accel and PowerPoint, mashed them together, the added some Excel looking BS on top of it.

And this is the future?

Even in the future, nothing works.
May 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When in Scotland…
May 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dear game designers, especially TTRPG folks. If your only method to explain your game is to describe it in terms of other people’s settings, rules, and designs, you aren’t selling me your game. You are selling me their game and I will buy their game and not yours.

Cont’d
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh and one more!

Ocean Game in Cthulhu City
May 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Today’s mental gymnastics

Blades in the Dark + Cthulhu City
Cthulhu City + Liminal
May 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Libera te tutemet ex inferis

www.sknr.net/2025/05/06/e...
www.sknr.net
May 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Interesting time capsule. Office of the Justice Programs, 1989-1990 research document to serve as a primer on occult crime.

www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
www.ojp.gov
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Asked the wife if this was my BSKY account. She confirmed ‘twas.

I’m verified!
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hivemind question. I know the answer is “yes”, but why?

Can/how do I move #CthulhuCity to a modern era and then bolt on #Liminal?
April 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Derek Stoelting
Hello #PortfolioDay

I'm Melody Foster, I'm a #kidlit #illustrator looking to work on picture books and book covers.

I'm also looking for representation.
ko-fi.com/melodyfoster...
April 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It may be snowing today, but this weekend it was in the 70s.

Ribs!

Brother Jimmy’s run
My wife’s spicy sauce
Brother Jimmy’s rub with Dr Pepper influenced bbq sauce
March 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM