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Martin
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Astronomy, Technology and Jokes.
My gosh, Eileen... you have some huge, delicious tomatoes!
a baby is sitting at a table and making a funny face while wearing a bib and saying `` whoa ! ''
ALT: a baby is sitting at a table and making a funny face while wearing a bib and saying `` whoa ! ''
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August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
😐🤣
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You're welcome.
August 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The dog is an example... Focus!

That image is of a star system being created, with the star in the center and a planet orbiting it.

These images ⬇️ are raw and are being processed so that people can see something clearer.
August 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Right?
August 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Imagine that one of your dogs is in California and you take pictures of it from Maine. Lots of pictures, with telescopes, cameras, infrared, radio, X-rays, gamma rays... then you process the images and get a wonderful one to show here.
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t think they’ll finish that book... Europa isn’t for humans
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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August 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The image showing WISPIT 2 and its disk with WISPIT 2b is not a single direct and clean photograph, but rather the result of a quite sophisticated data reduction process.
August 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Astronomer Carl Sagan on astrology
YouTube video by Saganism
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August 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
put your glasses on granny
August 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
basically because it is a decentralized network
August 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I repeat, in Ireland they only play at lifting beers. It's as if the Amish in your state had a hockey team 🤣

Get it?

Have a nice afternoon
August 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We say this because we know the story and you don't.

Travel and see the world, little Timmy.
August 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
August 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ireland only practises one sport: beer lifting.

You should travel more.
August 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you go to England, or any European country, and say, ‘Let's play soccer’

... After laughing at you, they would tie you to a goalpost.

So zip it!
August 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That's why they're really pathetic at playing FOOTBALL!!!!
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Well... you can say handball with helmet xDDDD
August 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's FOOTBALL in Europe and all of America except the USA and Canada.

It's called that because it's played with the feet, unlike that American sport where they run around with a weird ball in their hands. 😁
August 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No, that is Hand-ball...
August 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let see... In 1863, when the Football Association was founded, the sport began to be called association football... Where football is really played, it is called football. WHY???

Bc Foot --- Ball

Not Hand --- Ball

ok?
elmo and cookie monster saying do n't forget to breathe
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August 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
WTF is Soccer?

It's Football.

American football is rugby with 80s shoulder pads and motorcycle helmets and play with hands... ffs
August 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM