derickv5.bsky.social
@derickv5.bsky.social
Screaming into the void.
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
As it turns out, the reason you have to learn things like balancing electrons has only a very little to do with chemistry. The curriculum is about learning how to solve a varied set of problems. Which, given your chosen major, is actually super important. Comp is similar to successful legal writing.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Amazing. Met my wife in Bunny’s in one of life’s strangest twists.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Honestly, they might approve that format at the owners meeting next offseason.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Five grown ass men dressed by someone else every morning. *four if you discount the ai slop on the right *
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Still a fantastic read.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think the kids would say that the word you’re looking for is “Ohio”
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Straight into the fucking sun.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I suppose for jets fans night is endlessly beginning and ending.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Accompanying opinion piece: “From what I see on social media, you’re not actually that hungry”
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Is the point so we never have to interact with anyone ever?
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You mean the clowns that need the national guard to protect their buildings?
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is starting to feel like the plot to a bad idiocracy prequel.
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Same energy.
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
*A: who is the big dumper*
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
… is he melting?
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Would depend on the contract, but I would assume if he’s not doing shows, he’s not getting paid
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Could he parlay that type of declaration into an employment lawsuit if he’s fired or suspended for a long time? Something along the lines of “here’s a declaration from the courts that you did the thing for impermissible reasons in violation of k or existing law, pay remaining value plus damages”
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Can someone please explain to me why these people cannot seem to stand normally or wear clothes that don’t look comically out of proportion to them? Like, you’re already being a creep, can you please at least try and be less conspicuously clownish in every other way?
August 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“Did you know he was a republican”
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pulled pork. Pork shoulder rubbed dry, smothered in yellow mustard with your favorite rub or some combination of salt, pepper, garlic salt, onion, and whatever other seasonings, cook at 225 for a long time, when it stalls wrap it in foil with some apple juice, when it gets close to temp, bbq sauce.
August 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Can we put together some sort of rally where a bunch of people buy them and go eat them in front of his house? I will travel to make this happen.
August 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You know how you could stop sounding weak and insane? Stop talking about it. It’s over. Everyone knows it was a dog whistle accidental or not, and the far right loved it. Quit talking about it. You sound insane.
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM