This is what happened with the guy at Epping that was mistakenly released. After they found him, they deported him, then the Ethiopian authorities said 'Well, he's done nothing wrong here...' and let him go...

Well spotted!

So if, God forbid, Reform were to win the next GE, then NF wouldn't, by his own argument, be PM. Because if anyone deserves the label of 'unqualified politician'...

Yes, you're correct, I am mistaken there. But then, I guess she would then fall into Matt's 'not British' bracket too...

And it also suggests, by his logic, that just by being British, you can't do terrible things, which is just a bizarre idea. As if white British people haven't carried out enough brutal crimes...Hungerford, Dunblane, Cumbria, Plymouth to name but a few.

He said it made a massive difference to service, especially in restaurants and hotels.

I used to know someone that changed his first name to Lord...

The thing I don't get is under 'one in one out' deal, the 'one in' is someone with a claim to asylum, which suggests some element of pre-processing in France. So why not just do that for everyone?

YES! It's been bugging me for months that it reminds me of a cartoon character, but I couldn't work out who. THANK YOU!

Someone needs to market square silicone moulds to crack your eggs into. Then you could lay Lorne sausage on a tattie scone and neatly top it off with a fried egg.