🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy
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HELLO HI HEY LOTS OF NEW FOLLOWERS HERE WELCOME WELCOME
IM A DOG
I LIKE ENGINES
I LIKE GAMES
I LIKE CARS
I MAY BE DOWN BAD SOMETIMES
WELCOME! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY STUFF AS MUCH AS ILL ENJOY TALKING TO YOU ALL!
IM A DOG
I LIKE ENGINES
I LIKE GAMES
I LIKE CARS
I MAY BE DOWN BAD SOMETIMES
WELCOME! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY STUFF AS MUCH AS ILL ENJOY TALKING TO YOU ALL!
I need more stuff to put on my EDC pouch, any ideas?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I need more stuff to put on my EDC pouch, any ideas?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
Thoughts on the exhaust wrap?
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thoughts on the exhaust wrap?
Btw here's my Kink/BDSM test results.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Btw here's my Kink/BDSM test results.
Christmas is in about one month...
If anyone's wondering, I'm a size 2023-2025 BMW S1000RR HP4
If anyone's wondering, I'm a size 2023-2025 BMW S1000RR HP4
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Christmas is in about one month...
If anyone's wondering, I'm a size 2023-2025 BMW S1000RR HP4
If anyone's wondering, I'm a size 2023-2025 BMW S1000RR HP4
Fellas do I deserve to spoil myself a little?
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Fellas do I deserve to spoil myself a little?
Everyone wants a dog bf (me) but quickly change their minds when they catch me drinking water from the toilet
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Everyone wants a dog bf (me) but quickly change their minds when they catch me drinking water from the toilet
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【HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT】
I am happy, excited, and proud to tell you all…
SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!
(Told ya I’d have a big announcement later this week)
I am happy, excited, and proud to tell you all…
SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!
(Told ya I’d have a big announcement later this week)
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
【HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT】
I am happy, excited, and proud to tell you all…
SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!
(Told ya I’d have a big announcement later this week)
I am happy, excited, and proud to tell you all…
SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!
(Told ya I’d have a big announcement later this week)
Someone stole my fucking cold grapes I'm gonna murder someone
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone stole my fucking cold grapes I'm gonna murder someone
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🔴𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘🔴
LIVE NOW
GUESS FUCKING WHO
I managed to actually knock my sleep schedule into place! YAY!
Let's Battle a field, shall we? :) (or 6)
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Gaming #Battlefield #Battlefield6
LIVE NOW
GUESS FUCKING WHO
I managed to actually knock my sleep schedule into place! YAY!
Let's Battle a field, shall we? :) (or 6)
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Gaming #Battlefield #Battlefield6
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🔴𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘🔴
LIVE NOW
GUESS FUCKING WHO
I managed to actually knock my sleep schedule into place! YAY!
Let's Battle a field, shall we? :) (or 6)
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Gaming #Battlefield #Battlefield6
LIVE NOW
GUESS FUCKING WHO
I managed to actually knock my sleep schedule into place! YAY!
Let's Battle a field, shall we? :) (or 6)
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Gaming #Battlefield #Battlefield6
I've been a bad boy today
I didn't drink enough water, nor did I eat lunch, I had so much shit to do I didn't stop to do those things 😔
I have failed you all
I didn't drink enough water, nor did I eat lunch, I had so much shit to do I didn't stop to do those things 😔
I have failed you all
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've been a bad boy today
I didn't drink enough water, nor did I eat lunch, I had so much shit to do I didn't stop to do those things 😔
I have failed you all
I didn't drink enough water, nor did I eat lunch, I had so much shit to do I didn't stop to do those things 😔
I have failed you all
Someone's been using my bike...
October 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Someone's been using my bike...
Derp Motorcycle First Aid kit items:
- A shot of shitty booze (preferably fireball)
- A Cigarette
- A note from a hot woman saying "You got this"
- 3 gummy bears
- A bandaid
- A shot of shitty booze (preferably fireball)
- A Cigarette
- A note from a hot woman saying "You got this"
- 3 gummy bears
- A bandaid
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Derp Motorcycle First Aid kit items:
- A shot of shitty booze (preferably fireball)
- A Cigarette
- A note from a hot woman saying "You got this"
- 3 gummy bears
- A bandaid
- A shot of shitty booze (preferably fireball)
- A Cigarette
- A note from a hot woman saying "You got this"
- 3 gummy bears
- A bandaid
You ever wonder why you never got your package?
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You ever wonder why you never got your package?
Morning
Happy international Rhinoceros day
Happy international Rhinoceros day
September 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Morning
Happy international Rhinoceros day
Happy international Rhinoceros day
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LIVE NOW
*rolls out of bed*
*streams*
let's fucking do this
time to finish Borderlands 4
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Borderlands #Gaming
LIVE NOW
*rolls out of bed*
*streams*
let's fucking do this
time to finish Borderlands 4
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Borderlands #Gaming
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
🔴𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘🔴
LIVE NOW
*rolls out of bed*
*streams*
let's fucking do this
time to finish Borderlands 4
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Borderlands #Gaming
LIVE NOW
*rolls out of bed*
*streams*
let's fucking do this
time to finish Borderlands 4
twitch.tv/nyxdiscordia...
#VTuber #VTlive #GoingLive #LiveNow #Twitch #Borderlands #Gaming
Found a big bore upgrade kit for my motorcycle 😈
If only I had the money 😔😔😔😔😔
If only I had the money 😔😔😔😔😔
September 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Found a big bore upgrade kit for my motorcycle 😈
If only I had the money 😔😔😔😔😔
If only I had the money 😔😔😔😔😔
FELLAS IM MAKING A PLAYLIST AND I NEED A GOOD COVER IMAGE GIMME SOME COOL ASS PICS
September 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
FELLAS IM MAKING A PLAYLIST AND I NEED A GOOD COVER IMAGE GIMME SOME COOL ASS PICS
Hooking up my bike's RPM gauge to the ignition coil isn't working
Anyone got any ideas on where I can get the crank speed signal? I'm also researching over here, but any help is appreciated tbh
Anyone got any ideas on where I can get the crank speed signal? I'm also researching over here, but any help is appreciated tbh
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hooking up my bike's RPM gauge to the ignition coil isn't working
Anyone got any ideas on where I can get the crank speed signal? I'm also researching over here, but any help is appreciated tbh
Anyone got any ideas on where I can get the crank speed signal? I'm also researching over here, but any help is appreciated tbh
Damn, been a long ass while since I posted here
Morning!
Morning!
September 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Damn, been a long ass while since I posted here
Morning!
Morning!
New machine spirit adopted
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
New machine spirit adopted
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
Aight Halloween costume idea
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Aight Halloween costume idea
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Finally a university essay about AI that isn't about praising it.
Finally I get to roast AI on being racist and get graded on it.
Finally I get to roast AI on being racist and get graded on it.
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Finally a university essay about AI that isn't about praising it.
Finally I get to roast AI on being racist and get graded on it.
Finally I get to roast AI on being racist and get graded on it.
Live with @AmaneThalia voice acting ace attorney characters! Come join now!
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she ace on my attorney til i object | Ace Attorney [Stream 1]
https://twitch.tv/amanethalia?sr…
August 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Live with @AmaneThalia voice acting ace attorney characters! Come join now!
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Drip or drown?
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Drip or drown?
Here, for you
August 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Here, for you