Derek Evans
@derpsburg.bsky.social
34
He/him
Writer, amateur historian, and cringe metalcore fan. I play too many TTRPGs.
He/him
Writer, amateur historian, and cringe metalcore fan. I play too many TTRPGs.
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, let’s goooooo
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, let’s goooooo
Telling my villagers ‘Welcome home, good hunter’ before shaking all their trees.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Telling my villagers ‘Welcome home, good hunter’ before shaking all their trees.
The real John Birch was interred into an animatronic bear by the OSS, like a 40k dreadnought.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The real John Birch was interred into an animatronic bear by the OSS, like a 40k dreadnought.
Mine just turned into Adam Carolla :/
September 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Mine just turned into Adam Carolla :/
Can’t wait for your concentration camp memo, dude. It’s gonna be fire when it hits the history books under the Collaborator column.
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Can’t wait for your concentration camp memo, dude. It’s gonna be fire when it hits the history books under the Collaborator column.
Moon-Turk anime when
August 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Moon-Turk anime when