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DerpyDoo
@derpydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
This account is, first and foremost, a place for me to hornypost. So if you're not into that maybe just keep moseying along.
Get yourself a girl you can fuck while she's just casually scrolling through her phone and showing you memes
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Get yourself a girl you can fuck while she's just casually scrolling through her phone and showing you memes
I need to play Atlyss and install all the fun mods so I can run around as a naked shortstack bunny girl.
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I need to play Atlyss and install all the fun mods so I can run around as a naked shortstack bunny girl.
Putting your penis between her boobs in an old flying car
Call that Titty Titty Bang Bang
Call that Titty Titty Bang Bang
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Putting your penis between her boobs in an old flying car
Call that Titty Titty Bang Bang
Call that Titty Titty Bang Bang
Smash or pass?
No no no. We're playing Smash Her Ass. It's a game where we take turns with a butt slut.
No no no. We're playing Smash Her Ass. It's a game where we take turns with a butt slut.
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Smash or pass?
No no no. We're playing Smash Her Ass. It's a game where we take turns with a butt slut.
No no no. We're playing Smash Her Ass. It's a game where we take turns with a butt slut.
On a level of horny where sure I want to fuck a girl with giant titties but also I want to nap on those giant titties
Maybe I'm just getting old and need a nap in general
Maybe I'm just getting old and need a nap in general
September 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
On a level of horny where sure I want to fuck a girl with giant titties but also I want to nap on those giant titties
Maybe I'm just getting old and need a nap in general
Maybe I'm just getting old and need a nap in general
I'm convinced that this character would have a disproportionately gigantic dick
June 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm convinced that this character would have a disproportionately gigantic dick
Came to the horrifying realization that I'm an underboob man more than a cleavage man
My worldview is shattered.
My worldview is shattered.
June 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Came to the horrifying realization that I'm an underboob man more than a cleavage man
My worldview is shattered.
My worldview is shattered.
Finding a hentai game with great art, a concept that appeals to me, and fun gameplay: 🤩🤩🤩
The text is almost entirely unreadable because the translation was apparently done by Babelfish circa 1999:
The text is almost entirely unreadable because the translation was apparently done by Babelfish circa 1999:
May 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Finding a hentai game with great art, a concept that appeals to me, and fun gameplay: 🤩🤩🤩
The text is almost entirely unreadable because the translation was apparently done by Babelfish circa 1999:
The text is almost entirely unreadable because the translation was apparently done by Babelfish circa 1999:
The biggest villain in all of the Shantae games is the fabric that covers up her boobs
I will not be taking questions at this time
I will not be taking questions at this time
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The biggest villain in all of the Shantae games is the fabric that covers up her boobs
I will not be taking questions at this time
I will not be taking questions at this time
Me: so I've come up with an oc, she's a ninja girl who's
You: let me guess, she's a cumbrained exhibitionist with a needlessly revealing costume?
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: she's also into shibari
You: how original
You: let me guess, she's a cumbrained exhibitionist with a needlessly revealing costume?
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: she's also into shibari
You: how original
April 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me: so I've come up with an oc, she's a ninja girl who's
You: let me guess, she's a cumbrained exhibitionist with a needlessly revealing costume?
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: she's also into shibari
You: how original
You: let me guess, she's a cumbrained exhibitionist with a needlessly revealing costume?
Me: ...
You: ...
Me: she's also into shibari
You: how original
The new secretary: "Boss, why is there a pillow on the floor under your desk?"
April 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The new secretary: "Boss, why is there a pillow on the floor under your desk?"
I think I'd enjoy being able to wear tight-fitting clothes that are also incredibly horny but I don't think anyone would like to see me in those lmao
March 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think I'd enjoy being able to wear tight-fitting clothes that are also incredibly horny but I don't think anyone would like to see me in those lmao
I need to find a non-skeb place to do art requests. As much as I like the few pieces I've gotten from there I want to also include English dialogue which is difficult with a Japanese artist
February 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I need to find a non-skeb place to do art requests. As much as I like the few pieces I've gotten from there I want to also include English dialogue which is difficult with a Japanese artist
I was gonna suggest a hentai anime about a magical girl who "transforms" by taking all her clothes off and fights in the nude but then I remembered
Angel Blade
Kekko Kamen
All the good ideas are taken
Angel Blade
Kekko Kamen
All the good ideas are taken
February 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I was gonna suggest a hentai anime about a magical girl who "transforms" by taking all her clothes off and fights in the nude but then I remembered
Angel Blade
Kekko Kamen
All the good ideas are taken
Angel Blade
Kekko Kamen
All the good ideas are taken
I had an idea for an Exhibitionist Platformer, which is basically the opposite of a stealth platformer.
The player solves puzzles to get a group to start paying attention and is scored based on how many people watch them having sex at once.
The player solves puzzles to get a group to start paying attention and is scored based on how many people watch them having sex at once.
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I had an idea for an Exhibitionist Platformer, which is basically the opposite of a stealth platformer.
The player solves puzzles to get a group to start paying attention and is scored based on how many people watch them having sex at once.
The player solves puzzles to get a group to start paying attention and is scored based on how many people watch them having sex at once.
I wanna play an ecchi game where the more clothes your girl takes off, the more powerful she becomes, until she's traipsing around naked, neigh unstoppable.
Nothing against clothing damage games, but I kinda like this idea.
Nothing against clothing damage games, but I kinda like this idea.
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wanna play an ecchi game where the more clothes your girl takes off, the more powerful she becomes, until she's traipsing around naked, neigh unstoppable.
Nothing against clothing damage games, but I kinda like this idea.
Nothing against clothing damage games, but I kinda like this idea.
Those boobs were made for fuckin
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days this cock
Is gonna cum all over you
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days this cock
Is gonna cum all over you
January 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Those boobs were made for fuckin
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days this cock
Is gonna cum all over you
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days this cock
Is gonna cum all over you
If you start jerking off at 11:59 and 30 seconds, you'll cum just as the new year starts.
January 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you start jerking off at 11:59 and 30 seconds, you'll cum just as the new year starts.
Thicc anime girl who wears nothing but a plague doctor mask and sleeves.
December 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Thicc anime girl who wears nothing but a plague doctor mask and sleeves.
Here's one of my OC ideas:
Girl who is a reality warper except insatiably horny. Like, she can change the world around her to try and satisfy her colossal cumbrain. Problem is she can't find a way to satisfy herself for more than an hour or so at a time.
Girl who is a reality warper except insatiably horny. Like, she can change the world around her to try and satisfy her colossal cumbrain. Problem is she can't find a way to satisfy herself for more than an hour or so at a time.
November 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Here's one of my OC ideas:
Girl who is a reality warper except insatiably horny. Like, she can change the world around her to try and satisfy her colossal cumbrain. Problem is she can't find a way to satisfy herself for more than an hour or so at a time.
Girl who is a reality warper except insatiably horny. Like, she can change the world around her to try and satisfy her colossal cumbrain. Problem is she can't find a way to satisfy herself for more than an hour or so at a time.
I have so many OCs floating around in my head and every single one of them is a cumbrained slut. I love them ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I have so many OCs floating around in my head and every single one of them is a cumbrained slut. I love them ❤️
I'm ostensibly learning Blender in order to do 3D printing stuff, and I am, but my real goal is to make the kinds of horny 3D animations I wish I could've long ago.
November 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I'm ostensibly learning Blender in order to do 3D printing stuff, and I am, but my real goal is to make the kinds of horny 3D animations I wish I could've long ago.
God I'm fucking horny
November 12, 2024 at 8:34 PM
God I'm fucking horny
Thank you to the creators of Magical Pokkan, for giving us Liru, a perfectly fuckable breeding slut
November 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Thank you to the creators of Magical Pokkan, for giving us Liru, a perfectly fuckable breeding slut
Why does Risky Boots not just tie up Shantae and fuck her silly like the breeding slut she is? Is she stupid?
October 21, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Why does Risky Boots not just tie up Shantae and fuck her silly like the breeding slut she is? Is she stupid?