Derson
@dersonhendorion.bsky.social
MC at Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
Looks that way to me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Looks that way to me.
I hate to be a doomer, it the relationships are already permanently damaged.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I hate to be a doomer, it the relationships are already permanently damaged.
I assume this is sarcasm? It’s literally impossible for LeBron to be overrated.
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I assume this is sarcasm? It’s literally impossible for LeBron to be overrated.
We all had different resources available.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We all had different resources available.
Bruh, you are missing the real benefit of bench seats. Arm around your woman is nice-but that ain't it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Bruh, you are missing the real benefit of bench seats. Arm around your woman is nice-but that ain't it.
Bench seats were amazing. Terrible take.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Bench seats were amazing. Terrible take.
Since Nixon at least.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Since Nixon at least.
Nude Hogg: The Hunter Biden Story-as told by Marjorie Taylor Greene.
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Nude Hogg: The Hunter Biden Story-as told by Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Once we take back the notch from the Massholes, we will reclaim the reserve.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Once we take back the notch from the Massholes, we will reclaim the reserve.
If there’s any upside it’s this: paramount, discovery, and Warner brothers will end up collapsing under their own weight if they get this done.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If there’s any upside it’s this: paramount, discovery, and Warner brothers will end up collapsing under their own weight if they get this done.
I do wonder who decks melania’s halls these days.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I do wonder who decks melania’s halls these days.
Sort of on topic, but let’s take a moment to remember Connecticut’s western reserve. We never should have let it go.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sort of on topic, but let’s take a moment to remember Connecticut’s western reserve. We never should have let it go.
15 point swing. Republican Congress members better start working for the people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
15 point swing. Republican Congress members better start working for the people.
This wasn’t an accident. Elon has to share secrets with his boss.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This wasn’t an accident. Elon has to share secrets with his boss.
I should call her.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I should call her.
No one cares about them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No one cares about them.
Nothing more American than monetized politics.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nothing more American than monetized politics.
Your doctor might think that's a good idea. Your insurance company strongly disagrees.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Your doctor might think that's a good idea. Your insurance company strongly disagrees.
Preventative? I had a co-worker get denied until she went to the ER, for the third time, gasping in pain. Turns out she had Ovarian cancer.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Preventative? I had a co-worker get denied until she went to the ER, for the third time, gasping in pain. Turns out she had Ovarian cancer.
To be fair-Trump's first instinct is always to lie. His second instinct is to blame. His third is to cower in fear.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
To be fair-Trump's first instinct is always to lie. His second instinct is to blame. His third is to cower in fear.
They've stopped pretending to be appalled by the Nazis, Jim Crow, Japanese internment camps, the genocide of Native Americans, and even slavery.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They've stopped pretending to be appalled by the Nazis, Jim Crow, Japanese internment camps, the genocide of Native Americans, and even slavery.
Matt Gaetz asked if the DOD would consider enlisting female soldiers under the age of 18 going forward.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Matt Gaetz asked if the DOD would consider enlisting female soldiers under the age of 18 going forward.