Desert Hag
@deserthag.bsky.social
More of a life goal, really. Somehow survived my spawn's childhood. Here because I heard it's nicer than that other place. Liking it so far!
At this point they must be either waiting for him to die or for the midterm results. "Someone else will fix it" 😡
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
At this point they must be either waiting for him to die or for the midterm results. "Someone else will fix it" 😡
Oh sweet Jeebus, twenty bucks says he wants to bring back Wet Nurses 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh sweet Jeebus, twenty bucks says he wants to bring back Wet Nurses 🙄
I know it's beside the point but even I know that it's not a good nickname if he has to keep explaining it
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I know it's beside the point but even I know that it's not a good nickname if he has to keep explaining it
It makes sense when you realizes that by "save" he means extort" and by "people" he means "wealthy white men." He does not recognize anyone else as people.
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It makes sense when you realizes that by "save" he means extort" and by "people" he means "wealthy white men." He does not recognize anyone else as people.
And he'll probably live another twenty years, out of pure spite.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
And he'll probably live another twenty years, out of pure spite.
Uuuugh why can't we have a film adaptation of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall instead
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Uuuugh why can't we have a film adaptation of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall instead
Plate of half-eaten cold nachos next to three empty Picon Punch glasses (NV)
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Plate of half-eaten cold nachos next to three empty Picon Punch glasses (NV)
So when he says "the people" I'm pretty sure he means his rich friends since he doesn't see the rest of us as people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So when he says "the people" I'm pretty sure he means his rich friends since he doesn't see the rest of us as people.
So, *both* Nevada Senators.
Cool, cool.
😡
Cool, cool.
😡
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So, *both* Nevada Senators.
Cool, cool.
😡
Cool, cool.
😡
The thing about power is that when you're in charge and make bad decisions, the results are, in fact, your fault. #TheMoreYouKnow
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The thing about power is that when you're in charge and make bad decisions, the results are, in fact, your fault. #TheMoreYouKnow
Yep. I was preschool age in the early seventies and back then, preschool was indeed free. Some people acting like it's this preposterous idea are old enough to remember that 🙄
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yep. I was preschool age in the early seventies and back then, preschool was indeed free. Some people acting like it's this preposterous idea are old enough to remember that 🙄
The Haunting (1963)
The Thing
The Ring
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Not necessarily scary in the moment, but these really stuck with me
The Thing
The Ring
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Not necessarily scary in the moment, but these really stuck with me
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Haunting (1963)
The Thing
The Ring
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Not necessarily scary in the moment, but these really stuck with me
The Thing
The Ring
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Not necessarily scary in the moment, but these really stuck with me
Like calls to like
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Like calls to like
Concerning all the stuff the Speaker of the House "doesn't know"
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Concerning all the stuff the Speaker of the House "doesn't know"
Well...I'm pretty sure *he* has no idea.
October 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well...I'm pretty sure *he* has no idea.
Kissinger lives on, apparently
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Kissinger lives on, apparently
Don't you threaten *me* with a good time
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Don't you threaten *me* with a good time
With anyone else, I would have assumed this was a shitpost or an Onion article. This timeline sucks.
October 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
With anyone else, I would have assumed this was a shitpost or an Onion article. This timeline sucks.
"No, YOU are!!"
-Karoline Leavitt
-Karoline Leavitt
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"No, YOU are!!"
-Karoline Leavitt
-Karoline Leavitt
This loss hurts. She was such a bright, bright light for us to see by.
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This loss hurts. She was such a bright, bright light for us to see by.