Abby Hipkin
@desirablecalamity.bsky.social
She/her, trainer, mum, coach, INFJ, owner of 0.01% of a Colin Dexter sculpture that doesn't exist yet. Nearly a black belt. Often found in libraries, museums, lecture theatres or churches. All views & art either my own or credited appropriately.
"I don't want to *hurt* anyone, I just want to see them sitting in a pile of smouldering ashes, looking sad and confused"
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"I don't want to *hurt* anyone, I just want to see them sitting in a pile of smouldering ashes, looking sad and confused"
Ohhh yes. And then we can put the same dev team on to my mum's wish for a ray gun that instantly disintegrates someone's vehicle just leaving them with the seat and steering wheel, Wile E. Coyote style
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Ohhh yes. And then we can put the same dev team on to my mum's wish for a ray gun that instantly disintegrates someone's vehicle just leaving them with the seat and steering wheel, Wile E. Coyote style
The whole tin is slightly larger around than a tennis ball so it's not hard to make space for them
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The whole tin is slightly larger around than a tennis ball so it's not hard to make space for them
There's very little difference, these are just tiny. You'd be making cookies that would fit on a teaspoon - doable but you'd need 10 to the mouthful 😁
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
There's very little difference, these are just tiny. You'd be making cookies that would fit on a teaspoon - doable but you'd need 10 to the mouthful 😁
I feel like there's a market shaping up here for passive-aggressive housewarming presents for people you don't *really* like
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I feel like there's a market shaping up here for passive-aggressive housewarming presents for people you don't *really* like
A set of Victorian petit fours cutters. The chance of me ever making petit fours is somewhere up there with the chance of me learning to love right wing politics but my grandmother had to sneak past a gratuitously destructive gardener to rescue these from a bonfire pile, so they're staying
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
A set of Victorian petit fours cutters. The chance of me ever making petit fours is somewhere up there with the chance of me learning to love right wing politics but my grandmother had to sneak past a gratuitously destructive gardener to rescue these from a bonfire pile, so they're staying
It's possible you have been selected by the universal cat distribution system
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It's possible you have been selected by the universal cat distribution system
What is that? A chimtress? A flying buttney?
(Adorable, whatever it's called)
(Adorable, whatever it's called)
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
What is that? A chimtress? A flying buttney?
(Adorable, whatever it's called)
(Adorable, whatever it's called)