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desi
@desiresin.bsky.social
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have fun with weapons !
worlds most evil raccoon.
start diggin in yo butt twin
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
wow.
April 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
if you chop up all the hits of the amen break that's like, 12 individual samples. then just add different pitches for them in your sound driver so you can go crazy.
April 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
how tf did you also watch meltingman234 i thought i was the only person who knew abt him
March 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
More hedgehog news next monday, featuring Shadow the Hermit Crab. Thanks for reading this informative and see ingredients on echidna news.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
So do not ask about homosexual lawn-mowing from Africa, did not expect them tenthousand yen to remove my face, to feed their people. Oh my goodness, I just made popcorn using alligator farts. mmmmm~
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Do what men do, and stick your penis inside a toaster in funny bathtubs. Penises are very cute to suck on deeply. My view inside the gay anus has served me justice. Have you ever tried buttstuff before? My experience with buttstuff is interestingly private.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Don't ever make women spoons, or plastic bags, because they suck fingers tightly. It is quite enjoyable, but watch out for their teeth. You are an exquisite little shit, in our fantasy toilet, you moron.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My liver is really green, because of all of the pirates feeding me artificial bleach. Thankfully, it has bread, giving it free fortunecookies! I prefer making a funny mousetrap from jelly beans, by using some green sperm. It really is tasty in my pants.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ingredients cost as little as a soul music. Groovy~
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bleach bread surprise? What would you say about surprises, with the best bread having Chlorine in abundance? Yes. Well, we have bleach dessert recipes too. Would you wish for some tips on making nice cardboard boxes edible for trees? My dear reader, what a treat for your mouth.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
After it has reached the boiling temperature, stick a mooses horn into the hermit, and wash carefully for 3 weeks. Now turn left and crash into a stove. Eat with chainsaw at noon, but leave the car running.
March 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM