Not yet, I'll soon find out. This isn't my first rodeo with this particular customer

I am the first aider on shift.

Wanted/needed a new laptop. He gave it me when it was delivered 'you need to start bloody writing again' was said with love and equal despair, will probably be unwrapping a pair of slippers christmas day.

Also as its my day off and I work alone 99% at the lovely job, might just go out for a couple of beers and bore my other work colleagues 🤣

Might have a reasonable reply at some point but not now x

It's alright, its meno, I've just cried at the dog because he was barking at the window. Fuck off.

My dad had that phone for work! Could only call 6 numbers from it - but I found out you could text anyone (when I ran out of credit myself) and I got a bollocking for it too 😬

Well that was just what we needed - laughing and silliness 🥰

My t shirts don't reach my knees

You don't have to do that on my account 🤣

To be quite frank, that's the most boring article I've ever read. 'I used to be a compulsive shagger but now I just wait for the urges to wear off' same principle. 🙄😴