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Lamp
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Conditional bread thief.
Best flavour of Crispy Syrupy Corn Cob Crisps GO:
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Garfield kicking him off the end of the table is praxis.
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Did they airbrush those pants on him in post?
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Chapter 1: Windmilling your Hypnodick
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kinda unfair in that Jeremy Brett could make anything look stylish. Dude could stumble out of bed in a cassock, gumboots, and foam dome and we’d all be admiring the drip.
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just got back from Edgewood and I’m already booking time for Radicalized Absurdist Yokelfest ‘26!
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That’s racism.
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
sexy can tarantulas recognize people
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What a scoop!
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It collapsed because of woke.
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He could see all the football better from up there.
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Better idea: Nate Silver should construct himself a spacesuit out of a bucket and an old garbage can and try to launch himself to the moon using a high pressure hose taped to a plastic lawn chair.
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
She taking the piss?
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ah, yes. He took an inconspicuous position a full arms length from the target and then signalled at the distant sniper to shoot.
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He ain’t going to be frowning once he tastes that fried cat.
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Finally, some relief from the plague of thick, unwieldy phones that we’ve all been complaining about.
September 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fartin Bettik
September 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every few years Chelsea will dip her toes in these waters and it is ice fucking cold every single time.
September 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Slop is for hogs
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Another human achievement partially wrought by Joey Shithead, former DOA guitarist/vocalist and current Burnaby city councillor.
August 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM