never been more covetous of someone else’s fyp in my life

i have no grasp of what’s going on in the sports world right now or ever so i’ve been cracking up imagining you posted this about some kid on a little league team or something

like i totally get it if popularity has died down and you can’t afford to keep the servers up anymore but why are you punishing devs who just want to bring it back for nostalgia purposes w no capital gain if you’re never planning on actually bringing them back yourselves. capitalism kills innovation

a lot of these games have/had fanmade “rewritten” projects that people were voluntarily coding out of love for the old games, but several of them have been killed and issued take down notices or DMCAs by the companies that own the IP which i just think is so fucking stupid

you have two choices when it comes to political posting: add something to the conversation or be funny. anything else and i should be allowed to show up at your house with a hammer

THANK YOU <3
i wanna go full britney and buzz it all off at this point but i’m afraid i’ll have a weird shaped head

this looks like an ai deepfake of you

this actually forced me to finally get up and refill my comically large water bottle, thank you

personally i would reenact the entirety of the saw franchise

mouthwashing was a phenomenal game but the twist filled me with such a staggering amount of dread that i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to replay it

lol i don’t think her doctorate adequately prepared her for my specific brand of mental illness