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desperatewoman.bsky.social
@desperatewoman.bsky.social
here unfortunately
getting so hungry you get nauseous is so stupid like you’re stomachs like

dont make me do it

with what, bitch?
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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beat saber
October 9, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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February 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
if you can have casual sex is porn just streamed ranked competitive sex
July 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i wish a girl would love me for my teeth like in those videos they play on the tvs in the dentist office
June 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
just pretend ts is animated you already know the video i give up
May 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
we should bring back thumbing your nose at people
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why they make goldfish bags so you cant microwave them
March 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i think we as a society accepted magnets too nonchalantly

like ok theres this metal that sticks to itself SOMETIMES but other times it pushes that metal away from a DISTANCE and can make shit FLOAT sometimes and we were like cool ok

?????!!?!?!?
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i like walking down random suburbs & hearing all the dogs bark at me

i feel wendigoon’s wife
February 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
why is orange juice the staple breakfast drink if thats the meal you have after brushing your teeth
January 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if behind the meme had to cover modern day memes i wouldnt be surprised if he legit killed himself instead of pulling it as a stunt
January 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
popping pills babayy (acetaminophen and allegra)
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
tfw (That Feeling When) its is monday
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why do dryers have dryness settings like bro just dry my shit
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM