desqry
banner
desqry.bsky.social
desqry
@desqry.bsky.social
this page is for Evil Data engineers only!!!!!! benevolent data engineers DO NOT TOUCH!
I like "Tenebrous Chasm" for general storage, and "Rotting Bough" for repositories
February 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
📢 want to impress strangers at work 💼 who you derive your self 💵 worth from?

🤯 use these 💪 10 Power Moves ⬇️ in every interaction! 🎯

Agree???? 🚨
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
more like boomer tests. truly frictionless development is feeding all the code directly into deepgrungleGPT and asking if it would pass a unit test "if it tried really hard" before pushing to prod
February 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
these nerds go absolutely HOG WILD on the ksbd discord, theyre posting with unrepentant crazy style all over the place!!!
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
man I do this shit too just for the love of the game, dont even check view counts or nothin. I just hate dashboards too much to not do anything about it
February 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
#datasky #databs sure c'mon in too
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
wish Ari was on bluesky but he's one of those grownups who probably doesn't do that kind of thing
February 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I swear some people decide at some point in their lives that they aren't gonna learn anything new ever again
February 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I am not at Data Day Texas. I am stuck in the bottom of the Enormous Data Chasm Where Bones Return to Rest please help
January 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
gonna inject ginseng into my carotid artery in the local coffee shop then graze on their wheatgrass tray crazy style w/ no hands
January 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you could try looking through this one go.bsky.app/QDDHHS6
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
every exceptional 1-3 YOE data person I know is either sticking in the job they got or waiting out the job market while getting a masters or PhD
January 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
is it true before he first dagged he said "every dag has its day"? or was that just from the movie
January 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM