Detective Red
@detectivered.bsky.social
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year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster. it/she (It's the eczema) https://www.scribblehub.com/profile/20528/detectivered/
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detectivered.bsky.social
The jeevas rsy turns people into rage baiters
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic
renewableenergy.bsky.social
Huge historic turning point — Renewables surpassed coal as the world’s leading electricity source for the first half of 2025!

#greensky #energysky #renewableenergy
detectivered.bsky.social
Especially if shes vocal. Like awwwww trying to get words between mewls and moans. Use your words.
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detectivered.bsky.social
You gotta take breaks with this, because its so fucked...
But good luck putting it down
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detectivered.bsky.social
I do think one of the hottest thimgs on the planet is giving a woman head while she infodumps and tries to keep her thoughts in order.
detectivered.bsky.social
Space natives not knowing about earth just rules. I like it a lot.
detectivered.bsky.social
40k is really no indicator of anything lets be honest.
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kernart.bsky.social
The tiniest bunny is challenging you.
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catastro-v.bsky.social
“the war for the transsexual soul, yes,” mercedes nodded with as much sagely wisdom and gravitas as she could muster, “it has shaped society from the margins for—“

“hey, so were we gonna shop or…?”

“oh shit,” mercedes looked around, “where are we?”

“i dont know, i was following you!”
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catastro-v.bsky.social
“whats transsexual empire?” jennifers brow arched in curiosity. “it sounds fun.”

“a cis womans girlfriend left her for a trans woman so she wrote mein kampf but for transmisogyny,” mercedes silently cursed herself for not shutting up. she should never have trusted that traitorous tug in her chest.
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catastro-v.bsky.social
“you’re gonna love it. its about how trans women can joke about breaking up your marriage while cis women get canceled for describing walls.”

“god, im going to have to apologize to the trans community for creating the author of the next transsexual empire,” mercedes muttered to herself.
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catastro-v.bsky.social
“well, in our case it takes the form of people lowkey telling you its bad to be a…” mercedes paused, the waves of her hair swaying slightly as she subtly shook her head, looking for the right word. she shrugged and frowned in resignation before finishing, “…regular woman.”

“‘regular?’”
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catastro-v.bsky.social
“if only,” mercedes snorted derisively, “thats the approach of transphobic conservatives—but theres another kind that comes from people who you think are on your side, which i find far more insidious.”

“so it *is* like the pro-baby conspiracy!”
detectivered.bsky.social
"aww this is so cute, domestic cuteness, why is it in this revenge srory. Oh no"
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catastro-v.bsky.social
she did it again, her face slowly heating up as she went. she always got self-conscious about her handwriting. there wasnt much that still got to her, but for reason her handwriting of all things summoned that cruel, irrational voice in her head: ‘one glance at your scrawl and theyll clock you.’
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catastro-v.bsky.social
the kid looked her in the eye for a moment, then declared “youre sad” and scurried back behind his mother—whose lips were now pressed together, desperately suppressing a laugh.

the ex-mistress couldnt believe it. she’d been dunked on by a child who couldnt even say apple sauce properly.
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flarebeams.bsky.social
people should send me money so i can buy more things
detectivered.bsky.social
I dont think I can more accurately describe what I like in my toxic yuri than just saying "Read Love Thy Neighbour" this beautiful fucked up feeling of 'oh god who is using who.'

And i love ittttt
detectivered.bsky.social
I geniunely love the detail of their first time starting off with "Dont worry if im dry you can just force it, i dont really get wet you can just"

Like it tells you so much about her relationship with her husband and with Doyeon