Detective Red
@detectivered.bsky.social
year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster.
it/she (It's the eczema)
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Detective Red
@detectivered.bsky.social
· Dec 26
My Boyfriend Is Hotter As A Girl by DetectiveRed
Sunny's ex-boyfriend texts her in a panic, when she arrives 'he' is unrecognizeable
detectivered.itch.io
Hey! My car just got a little mangled
Would anyone be interested in buying my book to help me pay for it? Or giving money in a variety of ways in this thread.
I need this car to keep learning to drive and eventually to get proper long term employment.
detectivered.itch.io/my-boyfriend...
Would anyone be interested in buying my book to help me pay for it? Or giving money in a variety of ways in this thread.
I need this car to keep learning to drive and eventually to get proper long term employment.
detectivered.itch.io/my-boyfriend...
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I don't loveeeee the 3A zeta mainly because I think amuro's suit progression is like really important and putting him in other suits in between kinda muddies it buuuuuut I do love that his special zeta is incredibly girlypop asdfghj
like it's so cutesy
and I love his funny little A on the shoulder
like it's so cutesy
and I love his funny little A on the shoulder
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I don't loveeeee the 3A zeta mainly because I think amuro's suit progression is like really important and putting him in other suits in between kinda muddies it buuuuuut I do love that his special zeta is incredibly girlypop asdfghj
like it's so cutesy
and I love his funny little A on the shoulder
like it's so cutesy
and I love his funny little A on the shoulder
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Please Help 🧵
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Please Help 🧵
My infinite genius made me realise that I SHOULD MAKE THE PRETTY "BOY" A HIME"DANSHI" WHO IS TOTALLY ENAMOURED WITH HER PRINCE SCHTICK... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish I could get back to writing because i have a very fun idea about a schools hot himejoshi jealous of a pretty boy's prince status and the "Pretty boy" has a crush on her and confesses and shes like "idk you could be cute if you took this." And its a dumb romcom
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
My infinite genius made me realise that I SHOULD MAKE THE PRETTY "BOY" A HIME"DANSHI" WHO IS TOTALLY ENAMOURED WITH HER PRINCE SCHTICK... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My girlfriend is humming dokuro chans theme
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My girlfriend is humming dokuro chans theme
People didnt appreciate this. Hey. You all need to see this
Transformation trigger.
Blue raspberry airheads that turn you into a blue tongue skink girl if you eat tomuch
Blue raspberry airheads that turn you into a blue tongue skink girl if you eat tomuch
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
People didnt appreciate this. Hey. You all need to see this
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Mikazuki will casually see through the disguise of one of the primary antagonists of the series and then become the autism creature
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Mikazuki will casually see through the disguise of one of the primary antagonists of the series and then become the autism creature
I think this is why I love the final arc of season 2 bringing it all full circle. When the goal again becomes "Just survive" the show is at its peak.
Of season 1. Getting Kudelia to earth sets the scene of everything and keeps her firmly at the center of the story even as it focuses on all the boys and the masculinity and the testosterone. I really like her and Atra a lot, and how much they sway the narrative. Atra being the one to drive Kudelia
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I think this is why I love the final arc of season 2 bringing it all full circle. When the goal again becomes "Just survive" the show is at its peak.
In honor of new muppet show and the death of Walter. Rest in piece
Am i an egg?
Or maybe a chaser.
(Maybe a chaser.)
If im a chaser
Then im a very eggy chaser
(A very eggy chaser)
Or maybe a chaser.
(Maybe a chaser.)
If im a chaser
Then im a very eggy chaser
(A very eggy chaser)
a man in a light blue suit and black tie is standing in front of a mirror
Alt: a muppet in a light blue suit and black tie is standing in front of a mirror. Reflected is sheldon big bang theory
Scene from am I a man ir am i a muppet
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
In honor of new muppet show and the death of Walter. Rest in piece
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This movement: bsky.app/profile/tran...
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This movement: bsky.app/profile/tran...
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this leads me to believe that the main issue at play here is simply the color separation or lack there of
in the case of something like alex where that bottom most part is a different color it is more easily understood to be part of the lower half and stays that way
as seen in even her modern kits
in the case of something like alex where that bottom most part is a different color it is more easily understood to be part of the lower half and stays that way
as seen in even her modern kits
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
this leads me to believe that the main issue at play here is simply the color separation or lack there of
in the case of something like alex where that bottom most part is a different color it is more easily understood to be part of the lower half and stays that way
as seen in even her modern kits
in the case of something like alex where that bottom most part is a different color it is more easily understood to be part of the lower half and stays that way
as seen in even her modern kits
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to finally really show how much she's been elongated I wanna show these images
in the first we see that her cockpit's center/the ab crunch is in between the top two white sections but on the pgu it's fully been moved down into the wrong position as it should be set at the blue circle instead
in the first we see that her cockpit's center/the ab crunch is in between the top two white sections but on the pgu it's fully been moved down into the wrong position as it should be set at the blue circle instead
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
to finally really show how much she's been elongated I wanna show these images
in the first we see that her cockpit's center/the ab crunch is in between the top two white sections but on the pgu it's fully been moved down into the wrong position as it should be set at the blue circle instead
in the first we see that her cockpit's center/the ab crunch is in between the top two white sections but on the pgu it's fully been moved down into the wrong position as it should be set at the blue circle instead
I found this sunflower keycap and im wondering if i should get it for this keyboard cause oh my goodnes
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I found this sunflower keycap and im wondering if i should get it for this keyboard cause oh my goodnes
Finished IBO
Julieta is peak.
Julieta is peak.
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Finished IBO
Julieta is peak.
Julieta is peak.
British Labor for when joining reform makes you feel bad
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
British Labor for when joining reform makes you feel bad
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Writing a sci fi story where one friend texts another to say she's been groundhog day'ed.
The second friend replies 'woah. a time loop... i probably say that every time'.
Before the first friend replies 'no, a bunch of aliens abducted me and are making me do weather predictions'.
The second friend replies 'woah. a time loop... i probably say that every time'.
Before the first friend replies 'no, a bunch of aliens abducted me and are making me do weather predictions'.
![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Writing a sci fi story where one friend texts another to say she's been groundhog day'ed.
The second friend replies 'woah. a time loop... i probably say that every time'.
Before the first friend replies 'no, a bunch of aliens abducted me and are making me do weather predictions'.
The second friend replies 'woah. a time loop... i probably say that every time'.
Before the first friend replies 'no, a bunch of aliens abducted me and are making me do weather predictions'.
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It is your moral obligation - for everyone opposed to the malign patriarchal forces that are driving the moral panic around trans people - to punish Labour for joining them.
That's Labour kicking off Scotland's 2026 anti-trans election in the paper that campaigned to keep Section 28.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It is your moral obligation - for everyone opposed to the malign patriarchal forces that are driving the moral panic around trans people - to punish Labour for joining them.
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jump-starting
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
jump-starting
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me- “babe. look at mcgillis!”
gf in truly the quickest and most dead affect I've ever heard- “are you mentally ill?”
gf in truly the quickest and most dead affect I've ever heard- “are you mentally ill?”
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
me- “babe. look at mcgillis!”
gf in truly the quickest and most dead affect I've ever heard- “are you mentally ill?”
gf in truly the quickest and most dead affect I've ever heard- “are you mentally ill?”
Mobile Suit Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans earns the title of Gundam not just by having cool robots with vfins and the name gundam, but also by following the Tomino way:
Really fucking gay, like really gay, but also somehow deeply deeply heterosexual.
An insane combination that would make Tomino proud
Really fucking gay, like really gay, but also somehow deeply deeply heterosexual.
An insane combination that would make Tomino proud
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Mobile Suit Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans earns the title of Gundam not just by having cool robots with vfins and the name gundam, but also by following the Tomino way:
Really fucking gay, like really gay, but also somehow deeply deeply heterosexual.
An insane combination that would make Tomino proud
Really fucking gay, like really gay, but also somehow deeply deeply heterosexual.
An insane combination that would make Tomino proud
Iok might be the most insufferable gundam character ive ever seen. He makes jerid look well adjusted
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Iok might be the most insufferable gundam character ive ever seen. He makes jerid look well adjusted
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Gf: can i put my head between your thighs
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak
ALT: a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Gf: can i put my head between your thighs
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
Okay kitten if your good mommy wil put on nugget in a biscuit
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Okay kitten if your good mommy wil put on nugget in a biscuit
Gf: can i put my head between your thighs
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak
ALT: a baseball game is being played in a stadium sponsored by kaak
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Gf: can i put my head between your thighs
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
Me: for comfort or horny reasons?
Gf:...
Me: for comfort or hirny reasons
Her:
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my barbatos/mika display until the eventual lupus rex release is done!!!
I think I might actually try painting little mika but ough I've never done that before and it seems so hard asdf
I think I might actually try painting little mika but ough I've never done that before and it seems so hard asdf
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
my barbatos/mika display until the eventual lupus rex release is done!!!
I think I might actually try painting little mika but ough I've never done that before and it seems so hard asdf
I think I might actually try painting little mika but ough I've never done that before and it seems so hard asdf
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by 25 you should have:
-piloted the ultimate weapon of the federation
-become a weird super empath under constant government surveillance
-completely altered the brain chemistry of a lesbian for the rest of her life (that's me!)
-joined and fought for a resistance group against the federation
-piloted the ultimate weapon of the federation
-become a weird super empath under constant government surveillance
-completely altered the brain chemistry of a lesbian for the rest of her life (that's me!)
-joined and fought for a resistance group against the federation
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
by 25 you should have:
-piloted the ultimate weapon of the federation
-become a weird super empath under constant government surveillance
-completely altered the brain chemistry of a lesbian for the rest of her life (that's me!)
-joined and fought for a resistance group against the federation
-piloted the ultimate weapon of the federation
-become a weird super empath under constant government surveillance
-completely altered the brain chemistry of a lesbian for the rest of her life (that's me!)
-joined and fought for a resistance group against the federation