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The 5-Minute Detective ⏱️🕵️
@detfrankfrank.bsky.social
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Uncovering criminal activity in Brooklyn with the help of B movies since 2011.
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The Pop-Up/Slip-On Tree …
Maybe next year. #HappyHolidays
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Merry ChristmasEve, everyone! 🎅🏼👮‍♂️
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Your deception turns my stomach. Which is very nearly impossible. #TCMParty
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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A Christmas miracle! 🥞🍳 #TCMParty
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Lovable Louis! #TCMParty 🍼🐣
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Do you like singing sailors? #TCMParty
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Much better than Lifebuoy … #TCMParty
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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He’s a good tipper too! 👍 #TCMParty
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Nothing like an arranged marriage to “ring” in the new year! #TCMParty
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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For auld lang syne, my dear
For auld lang syne
We'll drink a cup of kindness yet
For the sake of auld lang syne
#TCMParty 🍸🍾
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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We had a report of a jolly old man in a big red suit squattin’ in dis house. #TCMParty
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Slumgullion! #TCMParty
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Mother, please come home for Christmas. We’re having a masquerade ball and everyone will be wearing hand-me-downs. #TCMParty
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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What happens at the office party STAYS at the office party #TCMParty 🍸🎄🎉
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Commercial free and uninterrupted #TCMParty
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Don’t know about you, but I’d LOVE to be a suspect in a Nick & Nora mystery! #TCMParty 🍾🥂🍸🍤🥩
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Darling, just so you know, I may be slurring my speech until after New Year’s … #TCMParty
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I suppose I could use the barrel to stir a cocktail … #TCMParty
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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With my money and your brains, there’s no case we can’t crack. #TCMParty
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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One day, my perspective—which may seem outré or kooky now—will be accepted in the mainstream of our society. Or by unmarried people with a lot of time on their hands. #EarlyInfluencers
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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How do I destroy this movie? #bmoviemaniacs
a cartoon of marvin the martian with a broom
ALT: a cartoon of marvin the martian with a broom
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December 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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There ain’t no Sanity Clause! #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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You’ll have to pry this doll from my cold, dead hands #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Pretty soon I’ll be replaced by AI … #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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There once was a boy from Nantucket #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM