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DUMAS: Contrary to his public image I’ve always found Sherrone Moore passionate, pleasant, and professional.

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Sherrone Moore charged with stalking, home invasion after being fired as Michigan football coach
Prosecutors say fired University of Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore threatened to kill himself in front of a woman with whom he had been having an affair after she broke off the relationship an...
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December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
FINLEY: For the sake of civility, it’s time to move on from the Epstein controversy.
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
BUSS: When the Democrat Party swears like Trump, it makes me feel real sad.
Buss: Are politics better with s---?
Ideas and the law — bedrocks of our society — are not sharpened by the use of profanity; they are undermined
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December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
FINLEY: Could Rick Snyder turn around Michigan’s football program? John Rakolta thinks so.
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
LEDUFF: The Ann Arbor elites fired Sherrone Moore because allegeldy his employee-girlfriend got pregnant and he had her get an abortion. T-Dawg, who is smoking a Kool to stay warm waiting for a bus at Mack and Chene, says that’s not fair.

“Man, you ain’t pro-choice if the brotha don’t get no say.”
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BANKOLE: Gov. Whitmer should demand the University of Michigan go to Benton Harbor and interview BHHS’ Brandon Hurst for the coaching job.
Teams - Benton Harbor Tigers Football (Benton Harbor, MI)
Find content for all Benton Harbor Tigers' Football teams covered by MaxPreps over the years.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
BUSS: As a sexual assault survivor, I don’t believe the allegations against Sherrone Moore.
Michigan fires football coach Sherrone Moore for 'inappropriate relationship'
Moore, 39, who just completed his second regular season as Michigan head coach, was fired for cause, Michigan said in a release on Wednesday.
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December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If the left wants a ‘better future’ they need to start having children.

By Ingrid Jacques, childless cat lady
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
FINLEY: It’s time to appoint Rick Snyder as Miami’s emergency manager. www.cbsnews.com/news/eileen-...
Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral runoff, breaking 30-year Democratic drought
Higgins defeated former city manager Emilio Gonzalez with 59% of the vote, pledging to tackle housing affordability, climate resilience, and restore trust at City Hall.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GUEST COLUMN: Benny Johnson is as straight as any of us.

By Dennis Lennox, just hasn’t met the right girl
Benny Johnson suggests he’s going to sue Milo for repeatedly accusing him of being a closeted gay man with a fake marriage. Milo responds.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
FINLEY: Instead of calling Pete Hegseth a war criminal, the Democrat Party should have a bourbon with him and find common ground. bsky.app/profile/keep...
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
FINLEY: This Christmas season, New Jersey could learn a lesson on forgiveness from Charlie Kirk’s wife.
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BANKOLE: While Whitmer refuses to go to Benton Harbor, Trump is impressing many in the community with his leadership on sentencing reform.
Not just for selling drugs, but for being one of the most prolific drug traffickers in human history.

Apparently, it's fine to murder the (alleged) poor "narco-terrorists", but if you're a convicted narco-terrorist with money, you're free to walk the streets in Donald Trump's America.
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FINLEY: Put Rick Snyder in charge of the White House ballroom.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
BUSS: Activist moms say FIFA film United Passions is criminally overlooked cinematic treasure.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
FINLEY: Matt Hall doesn’t deserve criticism for learning about the bill his constituents will want him to pass.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
BANKOLE: Sherrone Moore’s talent deficit would be filled if he stopped ignoring urban areas like Benton Harbor.
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
HOWES: Mike DeWine gets to appoint board members. Advantage, again, Ohio State.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
PAUL W: Michigan would have beaten Ohio State with Tony Michaels as head coach and Rachel Stewart leading NIL efforts. Tony is worth every penny of his $762,292 annual salary! Our Parade can’t be beat! app.candid.org/profile/7531...
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November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
FINELY: Michigan beat OSU more often when Ron Weiser was a Regent.
Ohio State gets its first win over Michigan since 2019 🌰

The No. 1 Buckeyes will face No. 2 Indiana in the Big Ten championship game next Saturday.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Unless we allow the planet to burn, our courageous utility companies will be forced to raise prices to maintain their profit growth.

By Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel, embarrassed by the basic decency of some of her family members
McDaniel: Whitmer's policies are driving up energy prices
Dangerous policy has dangerous consequences. The bill always comes due, and taxpayers are always the ones who end up paying it.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Jack White’s decision to perform Seven Nation Army but not Hotel Yorba at halftime is an outrage to thousands of Michigan citizens like myself. This has nothing to do with any prop bets I may or may not have made with the great people at Fanduel.

By Matt Hall, Lansing high roller
Jack White performing Seven Nation Army 🔥

#NFLHalftimeShow
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
FINLEY: Jack White and Eminem’s refusal to include Kid Rock in the Lions halftime show demonstrates a lack of civility.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM