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wish i was a fish
April 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bluesky i miss ryker and leon
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
rhythm heaven will say some shit like “btw lol this sound means the ball is gonna come faster so watch out” when really a ball comes full i-need-to-shit-after-12-hours-of-clenching rrrright at your nutsack
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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where's this queen now.... we need her.....
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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What if Vsauce really was HowToBasic
June 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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who up doin' da Fukua corner route
May 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
there’s this old loser who just sends me instagram reels all day. petition to kill him
May 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Just wrote an absolutely bitchin essay about monkeys
April 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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my brother gave me no mercy.. (I tried to knock him over with a statue)
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
lala
April 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
lrt

“Instead of seals experiencing the negative effects people have with diabetes, insulin resistance may be advantageous in seals and other marine mammals in order to help these animals break down fats while preserving important muscle mass throughout the long fasts they endure while nursing,”
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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“wild animals navigating their natural world can provide new perspectives regarding important issues in reproductive health. …we should be looking to the extraordinary feats of wild animals -- they have often found the most innovative solutions,"
🧪 #Scicomm #ReproSky
www.whoi.edu/press-room/n...
Studying How Seals Adapt to Extreme Environments Could Lead to Benefits in Human Reproductive Health
What can wild animals teach us about human reproduction?
www.whoi.edu
April 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
a person is petting a seal with a blue glove .
ALT: a person is petting a seal with a blue glove .
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April 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
do you wanna roll with me, do you wanna roll with me? (say yeah!)
do you wanna roll with me, do you wanna roll with me? (do ya, do ya!)
a seal is walking on a tile floor next to a dog .
ALT: a seal is walking on a tile floor next to a dog .
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April 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i wish i was a leopard seal. they’re so neat..
a close up of a stingray swimming in the ocean
Alt: leopard seal trying to eat the pesky camera
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April 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the carpathian blue slug has captured my heart. this critter cannot be real.. its so cute holy shit
April 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
snails are adorable. do they know they’re that cute?

i want to hold one and just tell it how cute it is over and over. similar to how youd praise a dog
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
happy weddell wednesday! i’m ready to go back to bed. snoooore
a seal is laying down in the snow and looking at the camera .
Alt: weddell seal sticking its face in an ice pocket
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April 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
being a sea critter would be really cool if you ignore how horrifying water is
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the yo-ling’s admiration for that damn pipe is hilarious
April 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
wish i was a fish
April 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
April 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM