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Devan Lalas
@devanlalas.bsky.social
Writer & therapist-in-training.
Former higher-ed pro, gay dog dad.
Author of A Pretty Quickie Skinny Iggy 🐶 linktr.ee/devanlalas
They keep America safe… and still aren’t being paid. 👀

#RepublicanShutdown #EndTheShutdown
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Meanwhile, the REPUBLICAN-driven shutdown punishes the very people who keep America safe and moving:
FAA, TSA, DHS, DoD, DOJ, FBI, DEA, ATF, VA, CDC, HHS, FEMA, NOAA, USCG, USSS, Treasury, DOT, ICE, IRS, DOE, EPA, DLA, CIA, NSA, DIA, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, National Guard.
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If I were an Air Traffic Controller ✈️, I’d walk off the job… today.

You can’t ask people in one of the world’s most stressful jobs to keep planes in the air without knowing when—or if—they’ll be paid 💸.
That’s not work — that’s indentured servitude ❌.
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Look RIGHT. Then left, when crossing.
January 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yes, Terri Irwin is the owner of Australia Zoo / Director but wait for it... Bindi Irwin is Australia Zoo's CEO.
a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at something .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It is NOT always hot (or sunny) in Sydney.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Big W is like Walmart
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Aus Kmart = USA TARGET. Aus Target DOES NOT (I repeat) DOES NOT equal USA target. 🎯
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Be mindful however, all the trolleys move like a car in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
a young boy is driving a red toy car down the street .
ALT: a young boy is driving a red toy car down the street .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trolleys (i.e., shopping carts) have escalators in shops (the ramps are flat and the wheels on the trolleys are magnetic. Most shops are in mall-like complexes - where you push the trolley through the mall.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Non-imported groceries are reasonably priced. I was shocked at how affordable avocados are. DO NOT BUY Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Swim in-between the flags!!! On the beach the lifeguards (which Aus has it's own national lifeguard service [ALS]) will direct you where you can swim. Also helpful for not getting hit by a surfboard.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Most shops close at 5 or 6 p. Convenience is not priority here.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Aerosol bottle size limitations do not exist for domestic flights. But bag weight limits for carryons - DO.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Speaking of Maccas! McCafés were founded in Melbourne. Little fun fact I suppose.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Maccas! That’s right it’s not McDs. It’s not McDonalds. It’s legit Maccas! Like the app, the website, the branding. Maccas.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lots of Australian Sheppards. Which makes sense. But they must be hot with that hair.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
MURDER BIRDS! 🦅
Nights and mornings. Some of the birds like to make MURDEROUS noises when roosting.
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM