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Matt Seymour
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Dare I say… a WordPress developer?!

Love dad jokes and Man Utd 🔴
That is all.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Crazy question but do these clear frames cause any distractions with light refracting through the frames and arms into the eyes?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Obits don't get written in advance, don't be silly...
October 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
He’s Clueless. #mufc
September 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yes! But stop it for reals now…
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Today we hit childhood goals for this little lad.
September 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Roses, roses, so many roses
June 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This clematis was 99.99% dead 3 years ago, nothing happened last year bar growing about 6 inches from the ground. 3 weeks ago it went crazy and did all this! Flowers out over the last 3 days
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Garden is sorting itself out pretty good right now
June 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Watched The Birdcage recently and had to be one of the best films I’ve seen in a long while. Can’t believe it past me by
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My son, hidden somewhere over there, decided he did not want to leave the playground and insisted on being the only driver left in his car.

Lazy kid wouldn’t even push himself around - so that was a long afternoon
June 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
These roses are doing nicely - and like the climber, have come out earlier than last year (3 weeks I think)
June 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It may have taken 25 years or so, but thanks to McDonalds (and my son not being remotely interested)… I finally have a Charizard!
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well that was weird - was the video from this!
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
How? What? Why?????
April 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So tube-less rolls exist??
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I made a thing!

This was so much great fun. No tv, no phone, no laptop, just quiet. Many tiny pieces of easily breakable wood, but still lots of fun.

The 2-3 hours of build time was like a quiet meditation.
April 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
What do we call these puzzles?
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This weekend.
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mother-T-Stairgate
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Was disappointed when I found this shop only sold clothing… was really looking forward to my jam roly-poly

#dadjokes
March 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
March 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
This is my contribution to the #Severance chat.
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Fire.
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM