Stu Clennett
@developerstu.bsky.social
'Muscular Portuguese racing sardine' - Mr P Woodcock
"You see things as they are and ask why,
I dream of things that never were and ask why not?"
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"You see things as they are and ask why,
I dream of things that never were and ask why not?"
stuartclennett.co.uk
This year: fucking bliss
2030: God I'm so lonely
Good luck mate.
2030: God I'm so lonely
Good luck mate.
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This year: fucking bliss
2030: God I'm so lonely
Good luck mate.
2030: God I'm so lonely
Good luck mate.
Amazon Music is sooo bad too. The app is as buggy as hell, if I released software like that I'd have zero customers.
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Amazon Music is sooo bad too. The app is as buggy as hell, if I released software like that I'd have zero customers.
It's often the little things in life that bring us joy and you've just spoiled it for him.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It's often the little things in life that bring us joy and you've just spoiled it for him.
Todays first world, privileged, non-problem is sponsored by the Range Rover Velar.
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Todays first world, privileged, non-problem is sponsored by the Range Rover Velar.
You're getting in to specifics & finer details - which is fine and something to aim for - but overnight usage between the times mentioned always drops significantly and is ideal for unattended devices to run. My point is the lack of that facility "in-machine" without needing IoT capability.
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You're getting in to specifics & finer details - which is fine and something to aim for - but overnight usage between the times mentioned always drops significantly and is ideal for unattended devices to run. My point is the lack of that facility "in-machine" without needing IoT capability.
Some people just naturally don't pick up on that and keep rabbiting on.
"I'm going to end the conversation now" is way more effective.
"I'm going to end the conversation now" is way more effective.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Some people just naturally don't pick up on that and keep rabbiting on.
"I'm going to end the conversation now" is way more effective.
"I'm going to end the conversation now" is way more effective.
It absolutely does run to a schedule (of sorts). We'd smooth out the demand by being able to set our various machines to operate between 00:30 - 05:00 - if that facility was avaliable "in-machine", the lack of which is something that manufacturers should be forced to address.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It absolutely does run to a schedule (of sorts). We'd smooth out the demand by being able to set our various machines to operate between 00:30 - 05:00 - if that facility was avaliable "in-machine", the lack of which is something that manufacturers should be forced to address.
True, but a simple programmable device would suffice, no need for a connected IoT smart device. My oven is programmable to start at a certain time, so why not dishwashers. And don't get me started on the bloody electronics that can't be controlled by a fivce quid socket timer... grrr.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
True, but a simple programmable device would suffice, no need for a connected IoT smart device. My oven is programmable to start at a certain time, so why not dishwashers. And don't get me started on the bloody electronics that can't be controlled by a fivce quid socket timer... grrr.
Stopped reading at "Centre Parcs is great"
Nope.
Nope.
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Stopped reading at "Centre Parcs is great"
Nope.
Nope.
Calm down Nigel.
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Calm down Nigel.
The irony being that Warhol is post-modernist. And more commonly Pop Art.
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The irony being that Warhol is post-modernist. And more commonly Pop Art.
I once tried to steal a bus to get home after drunken night. Could only find a no. 9 - but that didn't go past my house so had to walk.
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I once tried to steal a bus to get home after drunken night. Could only find a no. 9 - but that didn't go past my house so had to walk.
An original 500?
Twats.
Twats.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
An original 500?
Twats.
Twats.
Dude, I've just progressed onto Nescafe Gold Blend >_<
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dude, I've just progressed onto Nescafe Gold Blend >_<
Good luck...i have a feeling you'll need it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Good luck...i have a feeling you'll need it.
Every evening, I meet the same Range Rover driver on the opposite lane. Always cuts corners, always on full beam. Tosser.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Every evening, I meet the same Range Rover driver on the opposite lane. Always cuts corners, always on full beam. Tosser.
Merrynium (sp?) birthday here, tried moving it, no one remembered.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Merrynium (sp?) birthday here, tried moving it, no one remembered.
Say what you really mean, don't beat around the bush.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Say what you really mean, don't beat around the bush.