Ngl the stranger things finale kinda felt like it was written by AI. Not saying it actually was, but I wouldn't be surprised if was

2 months ago my millennial coworkers all agreed that the 6 7 meme is really dumb and that it's a sign of a cultural decline and then 2 days ago one of em said 6 7 as a joke and they all laughed hysterically. And yet I know they will still say it's just as dumb as before

I've noticed that when people talk about neurodivergent people they usually just mean whatever kind of ND they have. I've seen so many people say that NT will say one thing and expect you to understand they mean something else, which is ironic since they're doing that very thing by saying that

@drift0r.bsky.social have you tried deadlock yet?

When I get ghosted, I've started texting them that I'm not interested in them and it is actually the funniest thing to me that some of them ask me why not. Like, why would I be interested in someone who ghosted me? Your communication skills clearly suck

There's a nature documentary on at work and I keep hearing them say stuff like "the males will attempt to steal from one another so they must keep their things, such as fish or females, in a safe place" and "here, the male successfully defends his harem."

Ngl I'm kinda annoyed that my family said they wanted to hear me play guitar last year at my family reunion, but when I play it this year they all ignore me. Why did you say you wanted to hear me play?

I went to threads to see what it's like. I skipped all the stuff they want you to do so the algorithm knows you and literally my entire feed was just hot suicidal women

The masculine urge to yell GET HIM and have the whole gang descend upon some unsuspecting fool

My coworker is a big trump supporter and yesterday she asked me what tariffs are. After I explained them to her she understood that what trump is doing is bad. It's just wild to me that people are such big supporters of him, assuming he'll save the economy without knowing a damn thing about his plan

Man, every day I'm like "I love women so much! They're just so damn cute!" and then I go to work and I'm like "my penis lied. You're all bitches"

Honestly, kinda wild that I've never heard of a metalhead that doesn't like soad. I think they're at that perfect place where they have enough mainstream appeal with their hits while also having some really weird music for those that hate the mainstream

I find it very telling that my friend who's very nonpolitical tells me that it's always trump supporters that bring up politics for no reason and how annoying it is that they can't handle any disagreement at all

It's very annoying that coworkers keep bringing up politics and yet when I disagree they ask why I'm arguing with them and I'm like, you just started saying racist and transphobic shit out of nowhere while sucking trump's dick. I didn't start this. You did. How is this my fault?

Ya know, as I get older I find myself becoming more disgusted with big age gaps in relationships. When I was 18 I knew that a 40 yo dating an 18 yo was creepy, but the fact that I'm only 26 and the idea of dating someone who has to ask me to buy them booze bc they legally can't gives me the ick

Its wild how much better than twitter this place is. And I don't just mean stuff that elon did to ruin it. The functionality and features over here are just far better. The only thing twitter has that I wish bluesky had is community notes. But that also feels less neccessary here with less misinfo