Jake Mellor
@devilboyscooby.bsky.social
'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.
Before the answers to "Which ghost visited Scrooge first" came up, my mum said "Bob Marley" 🤣 #TheWheel
bob marley says that 'll be a good day mon.
ALT: bob marley says that 'll be a good day mon.
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December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Before the answers to "Which ghost visited Scrooge first" came up, my mum said "Bob Marley" 🤣 #TheWheel
I appreciate when celebrities go on #CelebrityMastermind and pick ""academic" subjects like badgers, giraffes or sharks. Even if they do rubbish 😂 #Mastermind
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I appreciate when celebrities go on #CelebrityMastermind and pick ""academic" subjects like badgers, giraffes or sharks. Even if they do rubbish 😂 #Mastermind
I thought it said no part of the body can cross the start line before the bang - Zaltsman reached over with his arms and Maisie went round? #TaskmasterChampionOfChampions #Taskmaster
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I thought it said no part of the body can cross the start line before the bang - Zaltsman reached over with his arms and Maisie went round? #TaskmasterChampionOfChampions #Taskmaster
So my guess for Richard Osman's #HouseOfGames Week long Answer Smash based on one clue is
Weird Alvin Stardusty Springfields of AthenRylan.
Weird Alvin Stardusty Springfields of AthenRylan.
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So my guess for Richard Osman's #HouseOfGames Week long Answer Smash based on one clue is
Weird Alvin Stardusty Springfields of AthenRylan.
Weird Alvin Stardusty Springfields of AthenRylan.
I've given 10/10s to two games in my lifetime: Worms Armageddon (1998) and The Witcher 3.
I'm thinking #Metaphor #ReFantazio might be my third. 50 hours in, I love everything about it. Except Del. He's the Ryuji of this game. #JRPG
I'm thinking #Metaphor #ReFantazio might be my third. 50 hours in, I love everything about it. Except Del. He's the Ryuji of this game. #JRPG
a cartoon rabbit is standing on a table in front of a wooden door
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December 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I've given 10/10s to two games in my lifetime: Worms Armageddon (1998) and The Witcher 3.
I'm thinking #Metaphor #ReFantazio might be my third. 50 hours in, I love everything about it. Except Del. He's the Ryuji of this game. #JRPG
I'm thinking #Metaphor #ReFantazio might be my third. 50 hours in, I love everything about it. Except Del. He's the Ryuji of this game. #JRPG
I just beat Cogs in 00:51. New record! telegraph.co.uk/puzzles #puzzles
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I just beat Cogs in 00:51. New record! telegraph.co.uk/puzzles #puzzles
Can they please kick out the guy molesting a chicken? I'm getting a headache and it's just imbecilic #Snooker #SnookerShootout
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can they please kick out the guy molesting a chicken? I'm getting a headache and it's just imbecilic #Snooker #SnookerShootout
🎶 You can't take the sky from me... 🎶 My captain fired all the crew on the last turn of the game, and then immediately got stopped by the Alliance 😂 #Firefly #boardgames
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🎶 You can't take the sky from me... 🎶 My captain fired all the crew on the last turn of the game, and then immediately got stopped by the Alliance 😂 #Firefly #boardgames
Love to see all the pricks shouting "boring" play better... #Snooker #SnookerShootout
a man behind a couch with the words shut up written on the bottom
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December 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Love to see all the pricks shouting "boring" play better... #Snooker #SnookerShootout
@pumpkinsparks.bsky.social Firefly nerdout? 😅
a man with a beard is holding a donut and says i 'll be in my bunk
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December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@pumpkinsparks.bsky.social Firefly nerdout? 😅
I'm rather enjoying the new #Cogs #puzzles- so far best solve has been in 01:00. Play now at telegraph.co.uk/puzzles
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm rather enjoying the new #Cogs #puzzles- so far best solve has been in 01:00. Play now at telegraph.co.uk/puzzles
A final so good we've gone back in time twenty years, apparently. 2005, Dennis? #bbcsnooker #snooker #ilovesnooker
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A final so good we've gone back in time twenty years, apparently. 2005, Dennis? #bbcsnooker #snooker #ilovesnooker
I'm not saying I'm psychic, but I do have a job interview for Divination teacher at Hogwarts this week... #BBCSnooker #Snooker #ilovesnooker
At this point, I'm guessing 10-8 to Selby. #Snooker #bbcsnooker
a man holding a snooker cue in front of an ad for adbrokersmobile
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December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm not saying I'm psychic, but I do have a job interview for Divination teacher at Hogwarts this week... #BBCSnooker #Snooker #ilovesnooker
At least if Judd wins, it'll be one trophy this week a Trump actually earned. #snooker #bbcsnooker
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
At least if Judd wins, it'll be one trophy this week a Trump actually earned. #snooker #bbcsnooker
I thought we'd be in for an early night but what am I saying, it's Mark Selby...11pm deciding frame, anyone? 😂 #snooker #bbcsnooker
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I thought we'd be in for an early night but what am I saying, it's Mark Selby...11pm deciding frame, anyone? 😂 #snooker #bbcsnooker
At this point, I'm guessing 10-8 to Selby. #Snooker #bbcsnooker
a man holding a snooker cue in front of an ad for adbrokersmobile
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December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
At this point, I'm guessing 10-8 to Selby. #Snooker #bbcsnooker
Revelations? Think you mean revolutions on the cue ball, Ken 🤣 #snooker #bbcsnooker
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Revelations? Think you mean revolutions on the cue ball, Ken 🤣 #snooker #bbcsnooker
Not about knowing the Moon Under Water answer because of John Robins' podcast 😂 #HouseOfGames
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not about knowing the Moon Under Water answer because of John Robins' podcast 😂 #HouseOfGames
We don't speak about the other Scottish world champion anymore, Dennis... #bbcsnooker #snooker
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
We don't speak about the other Scottish world champion anymore, Dennis... #bbcsnooker #snooker
Poor Anda has to contend with an interview in English with a strong Welsh AND Irish accent 😂 #Snooker #BBCSnooker
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Poor Anda has to contend with an interview in English with a strong Welsh AND Irish accent 😂 #Snooker #BBCSnooker
"Both the Walkers are in Comms for this one", says Seema.
Well Rob Walker is doing an excellent Steve Davis impression. #BBCSnooker #Snooker
Well Rob Walker is doing an excellent Steve Davis impression. #BBCSnooker #Snooker
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Both the Walkers are in Comms for this one", says Seema.
Well Rob Walker is doing an excellent Steve Davis impression. #BBCSnooker #Snooker
Well Rob Walker is doing an excellent Steve Davis impression. #BBCSnooker #Snooker
I don't get the threats of fines when players speak out about table conditions. Are they supposed to lie and say they're brilliant? Call a spade a spade. #snooker #bbcsnooker
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't get the threats of fines when players speak out about table conditions. Are they supposed to lie and say they're brilliant? Call a spade a spade. #snooker #bbcsnooker
Is there some sort of curse on the main TV table that's making players look like they want to be anywhere else? Allen, O'Sullivan and Wilson have all looked miserable. Hope they're okay. #snooker #bbcsnooker
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is there some sort of curse on the main TV table that's making players look like they want to be anywhere else? Allen, O'Sullivan and Wilson have all looked miserable. Hope they're okay. #snooker #bbcsnooker
Disappointed they didn't ask the Groundhog Day question again. #HouseOfGames
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Disappointed they didn't ask the Groundhog Day question again. #HouseOfGames
I think Olivier Marteel would tell a monastery full of silent monks to settle down. #Snooker #bbcsnooker
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think Olivier Marteel would tell a monastery full of silent monks to settle down. #Snooker #bbcsnooker