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Somehow don't think they'd make it through customs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Somehow don't think they'd make it through customs.
They had a run in with Circe?
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They had a run in with Circe?
An alarming number can't find the US on a world map.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
An alarming number can't find the US on a world map.
Ginger nut... But only if it lives up to the name. Otherwise I might as well dunk Saltines in my coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ginger nut... But only if it lives up to the name. Otherwise I might as well dunk Saltines in my coffee.
I'll see your two and raise.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'll see your two and raise.
Oh, sorry - so they finish at 9?
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh, sorry - so they finish at 9?
What was the final score?
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What was the final score?
Is that a good thing?
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is that a good thing?
Rod Hull's emu?
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Rod Hull's emu?
So that's your secret to curly hair.
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So that's your secret to curly hair.
Reminds me of a story about a farmer. Someone kept stealing his watermelons so he put a sign on the gate, "One of these watermelons is poisoned". Next morning he found another note, "Now there are two".
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Reminds me of a story about a farmer. Someone kept stealing his watermelons so he put a sign on the gate, "One of these watermelons is poisoned". Next morning he found another note, "Now there are two".
Probably lose a hand.
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Probably lose a hand.
Can you explain the difference between private defamation and a thought crime?
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Can you explain the difference between private defamation and a thought crime?
As a species, we really are a low form of life.
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
As a species, we really are a low form of life.
Why do I think this word salad means the Philippines will impose no tariffs but we will be paying a 19% tax on imports from the Philippines?
July 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why do I think this word salad means the Philippines will impose no tariffs but we will be paying a 19% tax on imports from the Philippines?