//I mean…

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//She certainly knows that feeling.

„Whoah, careful…pretty sure his legs are broken from the fall anyway“, she said, walking slower, raising her hands a bit. „Just give him to me and I‘ll put him away. Buy you a drink in return?“

She smiled, not really caring much for the perps well-being, only for actually fulfilling her mission.

//Malevola is single.

But also not really up to be exclusive.

//Happy to provide! Need to get more active here anyway^^

//They need to hang out with her then. She likes hurt!

She absorbs it and feels it herself.

„Bad trade…I think you got screwed here“, she said, shaking her head.

„Well, most villains are hungover today anyway. Have fun clearing the streets from rocket residue or so…“

„Wait, really? Why would you do that?“

She looked surprised at her colleague.

„Got no friends, or…just really boring ones?“

„Sounds like someone got the short straw when choosing your active days.“

She smirked.

„Well, I worked Christmas, so I‘m off today…“

„Your ‚Morning‘ sounds, like you already want to end the day“, she replied, smirking a bit.

Ladette! Didn‘t know he was a Squirter“, the half-demon said, as she put the sword back onto her back, casually walking closer.

…and the Speedster fell into her trap, running straight into a Portal, which the other end being eight meters in the air, facing down into the park fountain, making him collide hard with the water. The resulting spray completely drenched the woman standing next to the fountain, though.

„Ah…sorry

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It was a normal afternoon in LA…and that meant people running into a Superhero fight early on, as a Speedster Pickpocket tried to run through a crowded park…only for a Malevola suddenly standing in the way. The Speedster moved to the side, Malevola made room…

"Can't complain. Every day you can start by breaking a mob bosses arm on the way to work is a good day..."

She leaned against the wall, before correcting: "I mean...they fell down in my vicinity...yes..."

"Why not fill them in these blood packages and cool them? They can preserve human blood long enough, should be the same for cow..."

She tilted her head: "I certainly prefer vegan, though. Blood of a vegan human is just so fresh and clean...well, unless they toke, but...that's a nice spice."

She was in the middle of talking to some other hero, when they both noticed Sonar stepping inside.

"Wait...Sonar? What happened?", she asked, stepping closer to him.

"Dude, seriously...I'm your sponsor..."