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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
any/yours (yes, seriously)
☑ This user does not want to see or be seen by straight people.
Not on twitter; I block all genAI
profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social
pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants
I'm not sure that snivelling fucking hylic has feelings to hurt, but if he does, I hope it hurt.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it's not so much what they want but what they -need- -- to them, there's no point in social media at all without targets like us to attack, which is why there were so many complaints about bsky being dead and empty. that's what happens when everyone blocks you on sight!
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
funny how "alternate viewpoints" is just code for hateful murderous bigotry and transphobia every single time

yeah bro let me just consider your super important and well thought out perspective of "you and your kind shouldn't exist, get in the concentration camp" such wisdom, incredible insight
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
back when bluesky was still blowing up, wasn't bsky's self-moderation what the dipshits on the right complained about the most? like, those stupid bastards were actually for-real crying about censorship and suppression of free speech because so many of us blocked them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it's better than skeet, that's for fucking sure
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
CHIVALROUS ALLY CHIITAN
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
LinkedIn is the hell they dug under hell, there's a much worse breed of demons from that particular pit
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm holding grudges older than the userbase's average age, I'll be hating on genAI when I'm bleeding out in a trench in the First Climate War, I'll still be hating it on my deathbed after the Second Climate War
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I bequeath upon you one of my most potent phrases: "You care about this a lot more than I do."
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That was a fun read, and also, you're soooooo right
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
what fucks me up are stories where like "the striking workers surrounded the owner's mansion and set it on fire" and like

I understand the monopoly on violence, I get why we don't do that anymore, but DAMN
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
just gotta make fucking with you very obviously not worth it
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I know it's NPC-adjacent but LinkedIn posts like this make me wonder if Gnosticism was right about hylics
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don't CARE how unlikely it is, I want it to happen and would love to see it
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the combination of "relentless bullying leading to stealth skills" and "learning how to fight and deciding to never be bullied again" led to me gravitating toward ambush predators and I settled on a lynx lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I've only been there like three times and I can confirm you're right
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
but you CAN get a neodymium magnet or an electromagnet and break into a datacenter (they're staffed by a skeleton crew at most)
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
it's not that they're wrong that bugs me, it's how confident they are in their wrongness
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM