The Devious Gumpy
@deviousgumpy.bsky.social
suffering from success and also severe internal bleeding
im playing 1d checkers with myself and he's winning
February 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
im playing 1d checkers with myself and he's winning
real sick fucker named Harold Computer
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
real sick fucker named Harold Computer
call my girl richard nixon because shes always listening
January 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
call my girl richard nixon because shes always listening
scaring the hoes with a well coordinated wiretapping operation
January 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
scaring the hoes with a well coordinated wiretapping operation
guys name is really "aeriola rutledge s3" and expects me to honor this damn nda
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
guys name is really "aeriola rutledge s3" and expects me to honor this damn nda
balding coworker begs you to watch a 3 minute drift phonk video at 9 in the morning while drinking rockstar rehab
January 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
balding coworker begs you to watch a 3 minute drift phonk video at 9 in the morning while drinking rockstar rehab
i just want to watch tony soprano throw someone off the balcony and play plinko with my buds
January 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i just want to watch tony soprano throw someone off the balcony and play plinko with my buds
playing plinko with my best buds. start masturbating vigorously if you agree with this post
January 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
playing plinko with my best buds. start masturbating vigorously if you agree with this post
burped so hard my head lesion opened up again..
December 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
burped so hard my head lesion opened up again..
everyone in the whole world is dumb and stupid, unlike me. i am going to kill the whole world, now...
December 29, 2024 at 9:00 PM
everyone in the whole world is dumb and stupid, unlike me. i am going to kill the whole world, now...
chilling my foes with my polar farts. kelvinator grade flatulence
December 21, 2024 at 4:28 AM
chilling my foes with my polar farts. kelvinator grade flatulence
@avorda.bsky.social today... ze head desires... fortnite
December 13, 2024 at 4:22 AM
@avorda.bsky.social today... ze head desires... fortnite
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You wish ze head waz zmaller? Ha! You wish
December 13, 2024 at 4:16 AM
You wish ze head waz zmaller? Ha! You wish
at the most pit. sittin in the corner thinkin about bugs
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 AM
at the most pit. sittin in the corner thinkin about bugs
fuck it. naming my first child circumference
December 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
fuck it. naming my first child circumference
i cant beleeve how much better i am then everyone else. you smell i rule bozo
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
i cant beleeve how much better i am then everyone else. you smell i rule bozo
my pengus has its own social security number
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my pengus has its own social security number
its 3am, im playing red ball 4 on my shitty fucking tv. you cant do anything about it
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 AM
its 3am, im playing red ball 4 on my shitty fucking tv. you cant do anything about it
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The difference between woopeer and biged macd is you woppq in the Mac and big out the erb. You fele mw?
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The difference between woopeer and biged macd is you woppq in the Mac and big out the erb. You fele mw?
im done livin like a bum! this tushie gonna get the money rolling in!
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 AM
im done livin like a bum! this tushie gonna get the money rolling in!
my genealogy will shock you, due to the low anlmount off sueuvc
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 AM
my genealogy will shock you, due to the low anlmount off sueuvc
calculator mode: activate! 1 + 5 x 2 - 9 ÷ 4 x 3 x 8 + 2 - 9⁶ + √3 x 2 + 9 - 2
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 AM
calculator mode: activate! 1 + 5 x 2 - 9 ÷ 4 x 3 x 8 + 2 - 9⁶ + √3 x 2 + 9 - 2
my future wife will not be allowed to see me game. i will shield her eyes as i get up to some good old video gaming. she cannot look at me due to my sheer gaming awesomeness
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
my future wife will not be allowed to see me game. i will shield her eyes as i get up to some good old video gaming. she cannot look at me due to my sheer gaming awesomeness
BIG IF TRUE: Tommy Pissinpants reveals new way to piss WITHOUT taking pants off
December 3, 2024 at 7:53 AM
BIG IF TRUE: Tommy Pissinpants reveals new way to piss WITHOUT taking pants off
nice piss. unfortunately i will have to disqualify you due to poor pants etiquette,
December 3, 2024 at 7:52 AM
nice piss. unfortunately i will have to disqualify you due to poor pants etiquette,