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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇

@devlynangel.bsky.social

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Love my dog, huge fan of reading & movies, avid photographer, political, liberal, love to cook, kayak, camp & sew. Stuck in Texas. Addicted to Assassin's Creed. Trying to build a community here. Slayer🤘 #TypoQueen

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 5d

I have a plan for the future, should we get the chance, that will guarantee that Congress will represent us and understand exactly what it's like to live as an average American in this country.

Devlyn's plan for the political future of this country:

You want to run for Congress or President? New requirements!

Pass a test about the Constitution & how the government works. Pass a criminal background check.

Live for 1 year in an apt while working at Walmart. You may only live on your wages & whatever govt benefit you're eligible for. You will simulate having 2 children living with you, so you must figure out transportation, child care & food, all while renting a place big enough for all of you.

You can only buy a car if you save the money from working. If you can't afford a car, you better hope there's public transportation or you'll be walking. You must pay all the fees, gas, insurance & maintenance.

During this year, you will simulate several scenarios. First, you will be sick with pneumonia & out of work for 2 weeks. Maybe you'll lose your job because you're sick. You probably can't afford insurance, so you'll put off going to the doctor until you're really sick. Your medications will be too expensive, so you'll have to get creative & still feed your children.

Next, your children will get sick 2-3 times each, at different times, & require medical care & you'll need to figure out who's going to take care of them because you'll get fired if you miss anymore work.

Then, if you have managed to get a car, it will have a major mechanical issue. You'll need to figure out how to get it fixed, but until you can, you're without a car.

Then your mom gets sick & can't live alone anymore. Now you'll need to figure out where she'll go. With you? A home? You're barely surviving as it is. Good luck with that.

If you survive a year without killing your kids, or Mom, or going to jail for being homeless because you lost everything due to the high costs of living and low tolerance for missed days of work regardless of the reasons, then you have a good idea of what regular American deal with every single day, and you *might* be ready to represent them in Congress.

If you can't make it year, welcome to reality! You better start protesting & advocating for change in the system so that you can pass the bare minimum to represent the rest of us that are struggling in ways that never occurred to you before you lived in our world.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 9h

He admires dictators, criminals and pedophiles.

He isn't quiet about it.

Well, he's quiet about the pedophile part. For now anyway.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

I just took my dog out to pee and there was an armadillo in my rose bushes!!

an armadillo is walking on a dirt road .

Alt: an armadillo is walking on a dirt road and jumps into a ball shape.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

I don't want to live in Nazi America.

Fuck you maga, you racist fucktwats.

Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 22h

Snipers on the roof, pointing their guns at peaceful protesters.

Welcome to Nazi America.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

Ew.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

Same! I can't believe I never heard it that way before.

I'll never hear it any differently now. 😭🤬

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

Right?

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 11h

Today the Metallica version of Bob Seger's "Turn the Page"came on.

I've heard this song a billion times. I know all the words.

But today I heard, like really heard, this lyric:

"You can think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before"

GIRL?! Is this a pedo song? Like for real. 🤔🤬

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes that's taking care of yourself too

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 12h

I agree. It would be cool.

When I watch "Bones" I wonder what she would say about mine lol

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 12h

No, you're just someone that is taking care of yourself

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 13h

I've had a lot of issues too, but nothing like that.

But like 15 surgeries....

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

And then pretty much have.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

We're all tired. That's what they want.

We have to push through like we've never pushed through before.

Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 1d

I’m. So. Tired.

I don’t just want you to pay attention to Chicago because I want you to understand our plight. I want you to see how hard people are fighting and know wtf you’re made of. We’re not just fighting for this place. This is for all of us.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

Everything is always 2 weeks away. Lol

a man says well ain t this place a geographical oddity

Alt: a man says well ain t this place a geographical oddity, 2 weeks from entering

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

"NHS England is set to introduce a pioneering liquid biopsy blood test, offering new hope to lung and breast cancer patients.

The innovative test is a world-first, and will analyse tumour DNA fragments circulating in the bloodstream."

www.the-independent.com/life-style/h...

The health issues that could be an early sign of lung cancer

As the NHS offers a ‘revolutionary’ blood test, here are some signs you could have lung cancer

www.the-independent.com

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

There will most definitely *NOT* be a next time, but that's good advice lol

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

"Peasants" pay $10k for a medbed that doesn't exist.

"Gold" gets a medbed that does exist and works included with their plan, but the "peasant plan" people are too poor to even know it really exists.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

I thought his healthcare plan was called "Just Die Already"

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' written on it .

Alt: a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' going over his head.

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Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

I was too, and they told me you can't stay there too long or you get "institutionalized" and I'm like, what's the downside? I don't have to cook, clean or deal with the world. Sign me up.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone knows that you can call time out for a potty break during war.

It's like #3 in the rules of engagement.

But you have to know the "time out for potty" signal, which she obviously doesn't because she didn't read the handbook. 🤷🏼

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

You are such a badass!!

You are so strong! Don't you let strangers on here get to you. You're stronger than all of them.

You said amputation? 😭

You have been through it! 🫂

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

She kills dogs for fun, what did we expect?

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

Good grief!

I haven't had to deal with all that, but I've had a lot of surgeries. There's nothing worse than not being able to move.

Devlyn Angel, ETQ 😈😇 @devlynangel.bsky.social · 1d

That sounds horrific!!