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lita v.
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18 of 31 - from beyond (1984) dir. stuart gordon

3/5⭐

... ???? interesting. very cool set design. went into it blind and... perhaps not the best choice for watching with my mother lmfao
film poster for from beyond. image description: illustration or edited image. a middle-aged white man with a grimace on his face has skin seeming to grow out to the right and extend off of his face in rolls. the text reads, from top to bottom: humans are such easy prey H.P. Lovecraft's From Beyond From the creators of Re-Animator followed by film credits at the very bottom.
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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17 of 31 - lord of illusions (1995) dir. clive barker

4.5/5⭐️

extremely strange vibe to this movie. butterfield is SOOOO cunt. also... is nobody gonna talk about how swann is a groomer? just me? alright
film poster for lord of illusions. image description: edited image in orange and black tones, very bright. eyes in a serious expression are held between two hands. the bottom of the poster reads "clive barker's lord of illusions", followed by film credits.
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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16 of 31 - in the mouth of madness (1994) dir. john carpenter

4.5/5⭐️

no idea what i just watched but it was SO much fun
film poster for in the mouth of madness. image description: in shades of black and red. two screaming faces are either coming out of or being drawn into an open, old-looking book. the text reads, from top to bottom: sam neill john carpenter's in the mouth of madness
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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15 of 31 - willy's wonderland (2021) dir. kevin lewis

4/5⭐️

i've seen it before but i wanted to make my sibling watch it with me. extremely stupid and fun
willy's wonderland film poster. image description: nicolas cage is in the upper center of the poster. below him are seven animatronic characters with very creepy designs; an alligator, weasel, gorilla, knight, frog, ostrich, and a duck. at the top of the poster is the name nicolas cage. in the center is the film title, willy's wonderland.
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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14 of 31 - it came from outer space (1953) dir. jack arnold

4/5⭐️

solid! fun and silly. forgot to mention on the last film that i was told by a family member that richard carlson was a distant cousin of ours... but idk how true that is lol
film poster for it came from outer space. image description: illustration against a bright blue background. two white men and two white women are pictured to the left, looking up and to the right in awe. a large red eyeball is behind them. text reads, from top to bottom: man has never seen such sights... nor trembled before such terror! it came from outer space starring richard carlson - barbara rush
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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13 of 31 - creature from the black lagoon (1954)

unrateable

the prosthetics are so much fun!!!!! julie adams was so gorgeous. also the creature is a lesbian and i will not elaborate.
film poster for creature from the black lagoon. image description: illustrated poster in bright colors. a green aquatic humanoid creature with red lips is holding a white woman in a white swimsuit with long brown hair in a fireman carry. she looks frightened. they appear to be underwater. at the bottom of the screen are three yellow vignettes. the top of the screen reads: creature from the black lagoon. at the bottom of the screen are some of the acting credits.
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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12 of 31 - the mummy (1959) dir. terence fisher

2/5⭐️

i need to watch the original -- this one didn't really do it for me. i got pretty bored 😭
film poster for the mummy (1959). image description: an illustrated poster with a white border. a man wrapped in cloth stands in the foreground; behind him four men shine flashlights in his direction. he's standing in a foggy, blue toned bog. at the bottom of the screen is a frightened white woman in an off-the-shoulder blue dress. there are two vignettes beside her. the top of the poster reads: nerve-shattering shock! "the mummy" all-new in technicolor the bottom of the poster includes the film credits.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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11 of 31 - repo! the genetic opera (2008) dir. darren lynn bousman

5/5⭐️

despite everything, a classic... i've seen it at least two dozen times
film poster for repo! the genetic opera. image description: a poster in dark tones with yellow lettering. a man in a red latex uniform that covers his entire body is in the center. the eyes of the mask glow. from top to bottom, it reads: from the producers of SAW Alexa Vega, Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Ogre, Terrance Zdunich, with Bill Moseley and Paul Sorvino repo! the genetic opera a film by darren lynn bousman "an instant cult classic" -joseph mccale, FEARnet.com there are further credits at the bottom that OP cannot make out.
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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10 of 31 - frankenstein (1931) dir. james whale

unrateable

the sound design on films this old makes them so much more unsettling than they might otherwise be. very fun watch =]
film poster for frankenstein. illustrated primarily in blues and yellows. there are several vignettes of each major character in the film around the left and bottom of the poster. from top to bottom, it reads: carl laemmle presents: FRANKENSTEIN the man who made a monster with colin clive, mae clark, john boles, boris karloff, dwight frye, edward van sloan, and frederick kerr based upon the mary wollstoncroft shelley story adapted by john l. balderston from the play by peggy webling directed by james whale - a universal picture - produced by carl laemmle, jr.
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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9 of 31 - poltergeist (1982) dir. tobe hooper

4.5/5⭐️

i actually have never seen this! very fun, i can definitely see why it's a classic.
film poster for poltergeist. artwork done jn blue and white tones. a little girl with light, straight hair has both hands pressed to a glowing 80s television. she is wearing pajamas and fuzzy slippers. beside her is a teddy bear. the entire poster is overlaid with faint lines like an old television. in glowing white letters above the girl is the film title, POLTERGEIST. above that it says: a Steven Spielberg production A Tobe Hooper film
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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8 of 31 - the thing (1982) dir. john carpenter

500/5⭐️

rewatch, of course. forever one of the best horror movies ever made =]
film poster for the thing. an illustration done in shades of blue and white. a figure in heavy winter gear stands against a blue backdrop. fractal lighting and flecks of white give the impression of snow. instead of a face, rays of white light radiate from the figure's head. at the bottom of the poster in black letters it says THE THING.
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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7 of 31 - drag me to hell (2009) dir. sam raimi

1.5/5⭐

i've seen this at least 2-3 times before and i've never liked it, but wife has never seen it and wanted to watch it. why do i never see anybody mention the racism?

anyway, i just... don't think sam raimi movies are my thing.
film poster for drag me to hell. a blonde woman is surrounded by flames with creepy, rotted-looking hands grasping at her. she has her head thrown back and seems to be screaming. at the top of the screen in white text is the film title, DRAG ME TO HELL.
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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10/6 (early) - the howling (1981) dir. joe dante

3/5⭐️

those practical effects were fantastic... nothing too special plot-wise, but fun!
film poster for the howling. tan-colored, perhaps leather background that has a white female character scratching through it with clawed fingers. part of her face is visible through the tears, mouth open in a scream. below her, it says THE HOWLING in red letters. above her, it says "imagine your worst fear a reality". at the bottom of the poster are the film credits.
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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10/5 - sinners (2025) dir. ryan coogler

10000/5⭐️

absolutely devastating thank you. probably the best-written film i've seen in recent memory
film poster for sinners. the entire poster is in orange and red tones. michael b jordan is in the foreground against a setting sun. he is holding a gun and wearing a bloodied white tank tucked into tweed trousers, a gun holster, a mojo bag necklace, a medallion necklace, and a silver watch. behind him are vague dark figures. the text on the poster reads, from top to bottom: from ryan coogler, director of black panther and creed michael b jordan - sinners dance with the devil only in theaters april 18 shot with IMAX film cameras
October 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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10/4 - burnt offerings (1976) dir. dan curtis

3/5⭐

had a really compelling plot and vibes, but i think it failed somewhat in its execution. bette davis stole the show, of course, and saved it from a lower rating. overall it was just kind of dull. definitely interested in reading the book.
Film poster for Burnt Offerings. White border. Upper half of the poster is an illustration of an ominous-looking house done in muted cool tones. One window on the house is lit. Yellow text overlaying this reads: Up the ancient stairs, down the twisting corridor, behind the locked door, something lives, something strange, something evil, something from which no one has ever returned. Below this is an illustration of a headstone that reads BURNT OFFERINGS. It is surrounded by ivy leaves. At the very bottom of the poster are the credits.
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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10/3 - tremors (1990) dir. ron underwood

5/5⭐️

haven't seen this in a while!!! incredibly queercoded actually
poster for the movie tremors. the very top of the poster says TREMORS. on the top third of the poster, kevin bacon, fred ward, and finn carter stand against an orange sky. behind them are a water tower, general store, and mountains. the bottom two thirds of the poster are dedicated to a giant worm-like creature with its mouth open to expose big, fanged teeth. the creature looks like it is about to burst through the ground and eat the human characters above it.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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10/2 - the last house on the left (2009) dir. dennis iliadis

4/5⭐

not perfect, but fun to watch. a pretty good remake, honestly. perhaps should not have watched it at work.
movie poster for the last house on the left (2009). it is entirely black and white, except for the word 'house', which is red. there is an ominous house in the woods against a dark background. the text reads, in order from top to bottom: the last house on the left if bad people hurt someone you love how far would you go to hurt them back? it is followed by some of the credits, which are too difficult for me to make out, and an R rating.
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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10/1 - get out (2017) dir. jordan peele

5/5⭐

somehow have never seen this until now? it absolutely lives up to the hype. i don't really have anything to say that hasn't been said before, but it's very very good.
Black and white film poster for the film GET OUT (2017). The background is split black and white. Daniel Kaluuya is strapped to a chair in the center of the poster and looks terrified. The poster reads, from top to bottom: From the mind of Jordan Peele and Blumhouse, the producer of The Visit, Insidious, and The Gift GET OUT Just because you're invited, doesn't mean that you're welcome. Written and directed by Jordan Peele In cinemas March 17
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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crazyyyyy wdym i'm in the library
screen shot of the library listing for the zine MYASTHENIC by lita v. it says it is on order for three minneapolis libraries.
February 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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saw someone post their most recent 3 letterboxd films and got curious what mine were but. nevermind.
a screenshot of recent letterboxd activity. in order from left to right: the vampire lovers (1970) rated three and a half stars; sonic the hedgehog 3 (2024) rated three stars; sonic the hedgehog 2 (2022) rated four stars; and sonic the hedgehog (2020) rated four stars.
February 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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every once in a while i go through bookmarks and comments on my old ao3 accounts and. this is so rude. don't do this 😭
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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this is just lesbophobia in a new box bestie
December 9, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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#killerchat tldr
November 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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love the concept of bruce forcing jason to dye his hair to look more like dick. HATE balding ginger jason. who the fuck are you and why do you look like a somehow f@ggier punisher
November 3, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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look at him. tell me he wouldn't be twink of the week on tumblr if er came out 20 years later
October 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM