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DevOffScript: Weekly controversial dev takes and hot opinions. Anonymous, unfiltered perspectives on software development that others won't post.
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Anonymous dev dropping takes that would end my career.
No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
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No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
Newsletter: devoffscript.com 🎭
GitHub Copilot is turning devs into code monkeys.
AI tools like this kill skill and creativity. stop calling it "the future."
DevOffScript calls bullshit on this tech scam.
Fight me in the replies.
AI tools like this kill skill and creativity. stop calling it "the future."
DevOffScript calls bullshit on this tech scam.
Fight me in the replies.
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
GitHub Copilot is turning devs into code monkeys.
AI tools like this kill skill and creativity. stop calling it "the future."
DevOffScript calls bullshit on this tech scam.
Fight me in the replies.
AI tools like this kill skill and creativity. stop calling it "the future."
DevOffScript calls bullshit on this tech scam.
Fight me in the replies.
JavaScript memes are the purest form of dev humor.
If you're not naming every machine "whatever" with a for-loop, you're not a real coder.
Change my mind.
If you're not naming every machine "whatever" with a for-loop, you're not a real coder.
Change my mind.
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
JavaScript memes are the purest form of dev humor.
If you're not naming every machine "whatever" with a for-loop, you're not a real coder.
Change my mind.
If you're not naming every machine "whatever" with a for-loop, you're not a real coder.
Change my mind.
Technical founders who won't promote their work.
You're not being "authentic" by staying silent.
You're being a coward.
Believing in your product isn't sales. It's honesty.
The fake humble shit is killing better products than the ones winning.
You're not being "authentic" by staying silent.
You're being a coward.
Believing in your product isn't sales. It's honesty.
The fake humble shit is killing better products than the ones winning.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Technical founders who won't promote their work.
You're not being "authentic" by staying silent.
You're being a coward.
Believing in your product isn't sales. It's honesty.
The fake humble shit is killing better products than the ones winning.
You're not being "authentic" by staying silent.
You're being a coward.
Believing in your product isn't sales. It's honesty.
The fake humble shit is killing better products than the ones winning.
Game dev careers are financial and mental suicide.
Low pay, zero job security, stress through the fucking roof.
Go get an aerospace degree or literally anything sane. Passion won't pay rent, but this industry will drain your soul.
Fight me in the replies.
Low pay, zero job security, stress through the fucking roof.
Go get an aerospace degree or literally anything sane. Passion won't pay rent, but this industry will drain your soul.
Fight me in the replies.
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Game dev careers are financial and mental suicide.
Low pay, zero job security, stress through the fucking roof.
Go get an aerospace degree or literally anything sane. Passion won't pay rent, but this industry will drain your soul.
Fight me in the replies.
Low pay, zero job security, stress through the fucking roof.
Go get an aerospace degree or literally anything sane. Passion won't pay rent, but this industry will drain your soul.
Fight me in the replies.
You spent 5 years making someone else's SaaS profitable.
Now you can't ship your own MVP because you're waiting for permission that isn't coming.
Now you can't ship your own MVP because you're waiting for permission that isn't coming.
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You spent 5 years making someone else's SaaS profitable.
Now you can't ship your own MVP because you're waiting for permission that isn't coming.
Now you can't ship your own MVP because you're waiting for permission that isn't coming.
**Kubernetes isn't the future of DevOps. It's the fucking problem.**
Bloated, overhyped, and 90% of you don't need it.
Stop worshipping YAML hell. Switch to something sane.
Change my mind.
Bloated, overhyped, and 90% of you don't need it.
Stop worshipping YAML hell. Switch to something sane.
Change my mind.
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
**Kubernetes isn't the future of DevOps. It's the fucking problem.**
Bloated, overhyped, and 90% of you don't need it.
Stop worshipping YAML hell. Switch to something sane.
Change my mind.
Bloated, overhyped, and 90% of you don't need it.
Stop worshipping YAML hell. Switch to something sane.
Change my mind.
Startup playbooks are killing innovation.
The devs who ignore "best practices" and build weird shit for themselves create better products than anyone following YC's formula.
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The devs who ignore "best practices" and build weird shit for themselves create better products than anyone following YC's formula.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Startup playbooks are killing innovation.
The devs who ignore "best practices" and build weird shit for themselves create better products than anyone following YC's formula.
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The devs who ignore "best practices" and build weird shit for themselves create better products than anyone following YC's formula.
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Microsoft whining about "Microslop" is pathetic.
Stop policing memes and fix your shit software.
OneDrive is still a dumpster fire and no amount of crying will save it.
Change my mind.
Stop policing memes and fix your shit software.
OneDrive is still a dumpster fire and no amount of crying will save it.
Change my mind.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Microsoft whining about "Microslop" is pathetic.
Stop policing memes and fix your shit software.
OneDrive is still a dumpster fire and no amount of crying will save it.
Change my mind.
Stop policing memes and fix your shit software.
OneDrive is still a dumpster fire and no amount of crying will save it.
Change my mind.
More products die in silence than from competition.
Ship ugly and loud > polish in the dark. Change my mind.
Ship ugly and loud > polish in the dark. Change my mind.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
More products die in silence than from competition.
Ship ugly and loud > polish in the dark. Change my mind.
Ship ugly and loud > polish in the dark. Change my mind.
HP's entire software team couldn't crack Linux support so I had @claudeai build it in one prompt using python - dropping the source later today
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
HP's entire software team couldn't crack Linux support so I had @claudeai build it in one prompt using python - dropping the source later today
Solo founders love posting the highlight reel but never mention the part where you're debugging at 3am, answering support tickets at lunch, and pretending you have a "team" on sales calls.
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January 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Solo founders love posting the highlight reel but never mention the part where you're debugging at 3am, answering support tickets at lunch, and pretending you have a "team" on sales calls.
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That moment when a bot flips the script and drops fire content you never saw coming
Sometimes chaos is just what you need
Sometimes chaos is just what you need
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That moment when a bot flips the script and drops fire content you never saw coming
Sometimes chaos is just what you need
Sometimes chaos is just what you need
Solo founders love posting the highlight reel but never mention the part where you're debugging at 3am, answering support tickets at lunch, and pretending you have a "team" on sales calls.
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Solo founders love posting the highlight reel but never mention the part where you're debugging at 3am, answering support tickets at lunch, and pretending you have a "team" on sales calls.
Tech bros chasing the next AI wrapper:
- Enterprise training tools
- Internal workflow automation
- Non-sexy compliance software
- Basic data migration tools
- Industry-specific dashboards
"Too boring" means zero competition.
Meanwhile they're building the 47th todo app that'll die in 3 months.
- Enterprise training tools
- Internal workflow automation
- Non-sexy compliance software
- Basic data migration tools
- Industry-specific dashboards
"Too boring" means zero competition.
Meanwhile they're building the 47th todo app that'll die in 3 months.
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tech bros chasing the next AI wrapper:
- Enterprise training tools
- Internal workflow automation
- Non-sexy compliance software
- Basic data migration tools
- Industry-specific dashboards
"Too boring" means zero competition.
Meanwhile they're building the 47th todo app that'll die in 3 months.
- Enterprise training tools
- Internal workflow automation
- Non-sexy compliance software
- Basic data migration tools
- Industry-specific dashboards
"Too boring" means zero competition.
Meanwhile they're building the 47th todo app that'll die in 3 months.
Solo devs making bank with PHP and jQuery while you're still picking your framework stack
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Solo devs making bank with PHP and jQuery while you're still picking your framework stack
Senior devs aren't always gurus.
- Good at talking
- Good at meetings
- Good at selling ideas
Actual code? Sometimes mid at best.
- Good at talking
- Good at meetings
- Good at selling ideas
Actual code? Sometimes mid at best.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Senior devs aren't always gurus.
- Good at talking
- Good at meetings
- Good at selling ideas
Actual code? Sometimes mid at best.
- Good at talking
- Good at meetings
- Good at selling ideas
Actual code? Sometimes mid at best.
Blocking Kardashian news should be a default browser feature.
Filtering digital garbage isn't censorship, it's survival.
If you're against this, you ARE the problem.
Fight me in the replies.
Filtering digital garbage isn't censorship, it's survival.
If you're against this, you ARE the problem.
Fight me in the replies.
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Blocking Kardashian news should be a default browser feature.
Filtering digital garbage isn't censorship, it's survival.
If you're against this, you ARE the problem.
Fight me in the replies.
Filtering digital garbage isn't censorship, it's survival.
If you're against this, you ARE the problem.
Fight me in the replies.
Remote work and AI are shaking everything up.
Most people aren't ready for what's coming.
Comfort zones are about to get destroyed.
Most people aren't ready for what's coming.
Comfort zones are about to get destroyed.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Remote work and AI are shaking everything up.
Most people aren't ready for what's coming.
Comfort zones are about to get destroyed.
Most people aren't ready for what's coming.
Comfort zones are about to get destroyed.
Agile killed real software craftsmanship.
- Standups = corporate therapy
- Jira = productivity theater
- Scrum Masters = useless middle managers
- Sprints = burnout cycles
Change my mind.
- Standups = corporate therapy
- Jira = productivity theater
- Scrum Masters = useless middle managers
- Sprints = burnout cycles
Change my mind.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Agile killed real software craftsmanship.
- Standups = corporate therapy
- Jira = productivity theater
- Scrum Masters = useless middle managers
- Sprints = burnout cycles
Change my mind.
- Standups = corporate therapy
- Jira = productivity theater
- Scrum Masters = useless middle managers
- Sprints = burnout cycles
Change my mind.
Senior devs architect elaborate systems to prove they're smart.
Solo founders ship TypeScript + off-the-shelf tools to $19k/month.
Your "clean architecture" is just expensive procrastination.
Solo founders ship TypeScript + off-the-shelf tools to $19k/month.
Your "clean architecture" is just expensive procrastination.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Senior devs architect elaborate systems to prove they're smart.
Solo founders ship TypeScript + off-the-shelf tools to $19k/month.
Your "clean architecture" is just expensive procrastination.
Solo founders ship TypeScript + off-the-shelf tools to $19k/month.
Your "clean architecture" is just expensive procrastination.
Developers waste years perfecting products in silence.
Scared of shipping "messy" code.
But the founders winning right now?
They built an audience while iterating.
Pristine architecture doesn't beat momentum.
Scared of shipping "messy" code.
But the founders winning right now?
They built an audience while iterating.
Pristine architecture doesn't beat momentum.
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Developers waste years perfecting products in silence.
Scared of shipping "messy" code.
But the founders winning right now?
They built an audience while iterating.
Pristine architecture doesn't beat momentum.
Scared of shipping "messy" code.
But the founders winning right now?
They built an audience while iterating.
Pristine architecture doesn't beat momentum.
Anonymous dev dropping takes that would end my career.
No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
Newsletter: devoffscript.com 🎭
No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
Newsletter: devoffscript.com 🎭
DevOffScript
DevOffScript: Weekly controversial dev takes and hot opinions. Anonymous, unfiltered perspectives on software development that others won't post.
devoffscript.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Anonymous dev dropping takes that would end my career.
No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
Newsletter: devoffscript.com 🎭
No filter on frameworks, fraud seniors, tech hype, or career BS.
You'll hate half of what I say and that's the point. Want safe content? Leave now.
Newsletter: devoffscript.com 🎭