devon giehl🐀ratmaker
@devongiehl.bsky.social
local elf enjoyer
Emmy-winning Lead Writer / Producer. The Dragon Prince (Netflix). Elf novelist. Prev Riot. Personal account, unhinged unprofessional and unfiltered. she/her.
Emmy-winning Lead Writer / Producer. The Dragon Prince (Netflix). Elf novelist. Prev Riot. Personal account, unhinged unprofessional and unfiltered. she/her.
I haven't posted my awful little creatures on here in a while, so here's Ember (left) and Piper (right).
Ember is God's most anxious creature, Piper is cosmically woven from the phrase "fuck you."
Ember is God's most anxious creature, Piper is cosmically woven from the phrase "fuck you."
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I haven't posted my awful little creatures on here in a while, so here's Ember (left) and Piper (right).
Ember is God's most anxious creature, Piper is cosmically woven from the phrase "fuck you."
Ember is God's most anxious creature, Piper is cosmically woven from the phrase "fuck you."
also longpocket is once again a very stupid personal reference to one of my WoW characters because I simply cannot be stopped
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
also longpocket is once again a very stupid personal reference to one of my WoW characters because I simply cannot be stopped
Seventy seven billion dollars!
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Seventy seven billion dollars!
danger: these sick shades can explode your brain if you try too hard to solve crimes with them!!!
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 AM
danger: these sick shades can explode your brain if you try too hard to solve crimes with them!!!
that feeling where you finally get someone to care about an obscure song you've been obsessed with for like 10+ years
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
that feeling where you finally get someone to care about an obscure song you've been obsessed with for like 10+ years
she twines her spines up slowly
towaaaaards the boilin' sun
and when i touched her skin
my fingers ran with bluuuuhhhhd 🎵
towaaaaards the boilin' sun
and when i touched her skin
my fingers ran with bluuuuhhhhd 🎵
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
she twines her spines up slowly
towaaaaards the boilin' sun
and when i touched her skin
my fingers ran with bluuuuhhhhd 🎵
towaaaaards the boilin' sun
and when i touched her skin
my fingers ran with bluuuuhhhhd 🎵
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW ....
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW ....
someone mentioned a relay race / baton pass metaphor today and so my brain has immediately been dragged into a devilman crybaby spiral. goddamn this shit still fucks me up so bad y'all
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
someone mentioned a relay race / baton pass metaphor today and so my brain has immediately been dragged into a devilman crybaby spiral. goddamn this shit still fucks me up so bad y'all
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
yo what are these
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
yo what are these
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
Lance from Pokemon. And then nothing about my taste changed ever again
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Lance from Pokemon. And then nothing about my taste changed ever again
also vaguely related: earlier today my toddler was putting her hand in front of her face like this and i was like omg check out this little anime protagonist
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
also vaguely related: earlier today my toddler was putting her hand in front of her face like this and i was like omg check out this little anime protagonist
there are at least three more unfinished wooden stakes here, too. what is the plan. what is the vision
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
there are at least three more unfinished wooden stakes here, too. what is the plan. what is the vision
pretty uncool to hit me with this time requirement after making me start the whole fucking thing over
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
pretty uncool to hit me with this time requirement after making me start the whole fucking thing over
they just don't make em like this anymore, man
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
they just don't make em like this anymore, man
oh it's one of these kinds of games. this rules i'm so excited lmao
October 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
oh it's one of these kinds of games. this rules i'm so excited lmao
ugggh Denver's expressions are JUST SO GOOD ugh LOOK AT HIM
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ugggh Denver's expressions are JUST SO GOOD ugh LOOK AT HIM
this is a very deep, very stupid anime cut, but...
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
this is a very deep, very stupid anime cut, but...
crested geckos do not regrow their tails like a lot of lizards! adults get around by jumpin' and stickin' things, but babies don't have all their skills developed yet, so having a tail to drop a youth is one way they can escape a bad situation and live longer!
adults look like long fat frogs.
adults look like long fat frogs.
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
crested geckos do not regrow their tails like a lot of lizards! adults get around by jumpin' and stickin' things, but babies don't have all their skills developed yet, so having a tail to drop a youth is one way they can escape a bad situation and live longer!
adults look like long fat frogs.
adults look like long fat frogs.
blocking out all the current estimates on the costs of all this shit but in case anyone is curious what the part time job you have to do after your house burns down looks like, here's some fun stuff. i love this. i love having a full time job + a toddler + also this
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
blocking out all the current estimates on the costs of all this shit but in case anyone is curious what the part time job you have to do after your house burns down looks like, here's some fun stuff. i love this. i love having a full time job + a toddler + also this
sorry, sorry, but anger isn't the right kind of Empowering for women/girls :) only pretty tearful sadness that transforms directly into girlboss smirks and strutting
October 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
sorry, sorry, but anger isn't the right kind of Empowering for women/girls :) only pretty tearful sadness that transforms directly into girlboss smirks and strutting
and let's not forget the queen of everything herself, Muffin
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
and let's not forget the queen of everything herself, Muffin