That is a tortured train wreck of a 97-word sentence.

The Valley Labor Report does amazing work reliably. We've got to get those guys over to this site as well.

(I am large. I contain multitudes.)

They're maximizing shareholder value. And from that analytical perspective, they're acting rationally. It's an excellent illustration of why capital is incompatible with ethical institutions.

Yo @nytpitchbot.bsky.social , any advice on how should I react here when reality and satire are blended into a slurry where I can't distinguish this from something you'd write?

This isn't real. This comes from the wizened hands of an ancient painter with laugh lines around their eyes who chose to pull forth memories of a hundred achingly beautiful scenes witnessed over decades of life.

Under the US's purported healthcare system, they're all luxury bones. Some are just more luxurious than others.

Well NC State for sure, but we're winners for watching it. That was a fun Thursday night football game.