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Dewey Ritten
@deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
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Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.

My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.

Chaotic good... well mostly.
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deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
🧵 #lgbt #lgbtq #trans #transphobia #antitrans #queer #antiqueer
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
Anywho, if u have the time & feel like helping to warn others before going here, feel free to leave a message in the reviews informing this staff why being hateful of the queers just for being who they are is pretty uncool. TBH they'll probably never give a shit, but hopefully we can spare others
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December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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jovialstarfish.bzky.team
LOOK AT THIS. BRIAN WALSHE MURDER TRIAL IS ONLY ON DAY 2. LOOK AT THESE GOOGLE SEARCHES HE MADE. AND HE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE A JURY HE DIDN'T MURDER HIS WIFE???
Here’s what he said. All of these were made on January 1, 2023: The Safari internet record shows a Google search time stamped at 4:52 a.m. ET on January 1, 2023, which said “best way to dispose of a body.” At 4:54 a.m. ET Walshe clicked on an article titled “10 ways to dispose of a dead body (if you really needed to),” Guarino testified. One minute later, at 4:55 a.m. ET, Walshe searched, “How long before a body starts to smell.” Guarino testified that by 5:48 a.m. ET, the data shows Walshe went “11-pages deep” into the article “10 ways to dispose of a dead body (if you really needed to).” At 9:33 a.m. ET, Walshe searched: “how long does dna last.” Another Google search at 9:35 a.m. ET was, “can identification be made on partial human remains.” More searches at 9:59 a.m. ET were “how to dispose of a cell phone” and “how to dispose of a computer.” At 10:29 a.m ET, Walshe Googled: “my wife is missing what should i do.” And was directed to an article on a website called “Hello Divorce” titled “Your spouse is missing and you want a divorce” at 10:30 a.m. ET. At 11:28 a.m. ET, Walshe viewed a blog post titled “6 ways to dispose of a body.” Walshe searched at 11:50 a.m. ET: “Can I used bleach to clean my wood floors from blood stains.” He also clicked on a Discover Magazine article titled, “Want to get away with murder? use a special detergent.” Walshe also made several searches after noon ET about using hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains. These are Walshe’s searches from January 2: At 12:27 p.m. ET he typed in, “how to saw a body.” At 12:33 p.m. ET he searched, ”hack saw the best tool for dismembering a body.” At 12:47 p.m. ET Walshe searched, “Can you be charge with murder without a body.” He then clicked on a wikipedia page titled “murder conviction without a body.” At 1:12 p.m. ET Walshe Googled, “can you identify a body with broken teeth” as well as “disposing of a body in the trash.” At 2:01 p.m. ET Walshe searched, “How to remove a hard drive from apple laptop.” And from January 3: At 5:02 a.m. ET Walshe searched an article called, “cleaning up blood without leaving a trace - 5 tips” from the website “Aftermath Services.” At 1:05 p.m. ET he looked up: “body found at trash station.” At 1:12 p.m. ET he searched: “can a body decompose in a plastic bag.” Walshe then searched, “can police get your search history without your computer.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
this is the stuff of nightmares
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
^^this @hacks4pancakes.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
lol
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
I came here looking for this GIF and was not disappointed 💚
a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza with a nickelodeon logo in the corner
ALT: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza with a nickelodeon logo in the corner
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November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
The Marvel-esque AI agents thing is pretty cringe, too...
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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arri.tech
We got some vaguely meth lab like scene of a guy soldering
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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arri.tech
“My name is Avery Ryan, I was a victim of cyber crime. Like you I posted on social media”
June 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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arri.tech
Oh my god the “I was a hacker like you” thing
June 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
but babe... its a smart room. Everything is connected to the central processor, from the thermostat to the mini fridge.... EVEN THE CURTAINS.
July 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
What part of New Hampshire did they film this in??
July 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
this will never not be a nostalgic intro now
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM