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dextercrisp.bsky.social
Dexter Crisp
@dextercrisp.bsky.social
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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, dear.

Never mind, I'm sure they'll find Clacton every bit as charming.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 18h
Did he have a window to watch?

(One for the kids there)
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 18h
By cutting all of the waste out of public services and cutting the benefits from the lazy shirkers who won't work, obviously.

/s
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 18h
Is that not actionable?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 18h
By cutting all the waste out of public services, and getting all the lazy shirkers off benefits and into work, of course.

/s
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 19h
I'm sure that the Foreign Secretary is striving to determine her whereabo... Oh
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21h
I hope they are right...
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21h
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 2d
"STiK tO FoOTbAlL GArrY"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21h
Zut alors...

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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21h
Bear this in mind when they demand "degree-level English" as one of the many criteria for migrants seeking to live and work in the UK
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 23h
Or, to quote Starmer himself, "Making Brexit Work"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 23h
"Taking back control"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
The wig - "Guck off you guckin racist gastard"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Don't you just love the putrid stench of English entitlement?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Oh dear... Quelle dommage
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
All of those quoted are Tory one liners
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
That "Morris 10", isn't?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Did he get more laughs than Philp?

I bet he did
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
They're no Stanley Johnson and Toff, are they?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Even Adrian Chiles would have passed on that one.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
a man singing into a microphone with the words " y ' alright " behind him
Alt: Clinton Baptiste makes his entrance
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Touché 😁
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Schrödinger's Doggerel
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Ironically enough, it's derived from French.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 1d
Presumably they've realised their elderly voters have defected to Reform, so the Tories don't have to bribe them anymore?
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