DF Dickson
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Still have the blue bird acct (16 years this year), Threads (660,900), but it is going to shit. Does Zuck let Elmo drive it occasionally? Sure seems like it. Here for fun.
Hassett has that perpetual grin that says if he was given a plate full shit, he could tell you if it was from a cow, horse, dog, goat, or human etc. with 100% accuracy and never lose that grin.
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hassett has that perpetual grin that says if he was given a plate full shit, he could tell you if it was from a cow, horse, dog, goat, or human etc. with 100% accuracy and never lose that grin.
Preacher Mike has his head so far up Trump’s that when Trump bites into a Big Mac, Mike’s tongue tastes the Special Sauce first.
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Preacher Mike has his head so far up Trump’s that when Trump bites into a Big Mac, Mike’s tongue tastes the Special Sauce first.
Lindsey has his war wood back.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Lindsey has his war wood back.
“Mr. Fan, meet Mr. Shit.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Mr. Fan, meet Mr. Shit.”
Blondi will tell the magistrate to shove it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Blondi will tell the magistrate to shove it.
Anyone else get the feeling that Kevin Hasshole is a blistering moron?
Seriously, he is one million megatons of nuclear stupid
Seriously, he is one million megatons of nuclear stupid
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Anyone else get the feeling that Kevin Hasshole is a blistering moron?
Seriously, he is one million megatons of nuclear stupid
Seriously, he is one million megatons of nuclear stupid
The blackmail Trump (Stephen Miller) has on Mike Johnson must be epic indeed. Mike literally needs Trump’s permission before he can reopen the House. And that permission will never come.
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The blackmail Trump (Stephen Miller) has on Mike Johnson must be epic indeed. Mike literally needs Trump’s permission before he can reopen the House. And that permission will never come.
In DC, Pirro can indict a ham sandwich, she just can’t convict one. Maybe DC judges should have Pirro blow into a breathalyzer to see what her BAC is before she goes to a grand jury for anything.
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In DC, Pirro can indict a ham sandwich, she just can’t convict one. Maybe DC judges should have Pirro blow into a breathalyzer to see what her BAC is before she goes to a grand jury for anything.
The blackmail Trump (Stephen Miller) has on Grindr Mike must be very spectacular indeed. Thing is, Mike can keep the House out indefinitely, and unless a dozen or so Republicans from vulnerable districts object, nothing can or will be done.
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The blackmail Trump (Stephen Miller) has on Grindr Mike must be very spectacular indeed. Thing is, Mike can keep the House out indefinitely, and unless a dozen or so Republicans from vulnerable districts object, nothing can or will be done.
After her election is officially certified, a federal judge can swear her in.
Grindr Mike can’t do jackshit about it
Grindr Mike can’t do jackshit about it
October 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
After her election is officially certified, a federal judge can swear her in.
Grindr Mike can’t do jackshit about it
Grindr Mike can’t do jackshit about it
Thune can end it right now by eliminating the filibuster, but he doesn’t have the guts because he knows that the Republicans will have no power to stop the Democrats when they take back the Senate.
Thune is a gutless coward
Thune is a gutless coward
October 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thune can end it right now by eliminating the filibuster, but he doesn’t have the guts because he knows that the Republicans will have no power to stop the Democrats when they take back the Senate.
Thune is a gutless coward
Thune is a gutless coward
MELVIN: When you crawl up Trump’s ass, does it smell like shit?”
RUBIO: No, it’s like a pleasant potpourri.
RUBIO: No, it’s like a pleasant potpourri.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
MELVIN: When you crawl up Trump’s ass, does it smell like shit?”
RUBIO: No, it’s like a pleasant potpourri.
RUBIO: No, it’s like a pleasant potpourri.
Says Cro-Moron Woman.
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Says Cro-Moron Woman.
Buckle up, Utah, the Marines are coming for you!
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Buckle up, Utah, the Marines are coming for you!
How does Trump and his family vote?
Mail-in ballots.
Mail-in ballots.
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How does Trump and his family vote?
Mail-in ballots.
Mail-in ballots.
Her “singing” would make Yoko Ono eat a gun.
August 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Her “singing” would make Yoko Ono eat a gun.
Elvis estate will bury Trump in litigation for this one.
August 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Elvis estate will bury Trump in litigation for this one.
If she leaves him, he’ll have her deported. The kids too.
August 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If she leaves him, he’ll have her deported. The kids too.
(App-Lach-in)
(WV here)
(WV here)
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
(App-Lach-in)
(WV here)
(WV here)
So in 2016 Hillary Clinton conspired with the Russians to tank her own campaign, guaranteeing a Trump win, do I have that right, MAGA stupid fucking morons?
August 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So in 2016 Hillary Clinton conspired with the Russians to tank her own campaign, guaranteeing a Trump win, do I have that right, MAGA stupid fucking morons?
You rammed through Bove, the most corrupt judicial nominee ever, GFY Chucklefuck.
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You rammed through Bove, the most corrupt judicial nominee ever, GFY Chucklefuck.
Timmy’s “wife” must be spiking his coffee with meth.
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Timmy’s “wife” must be spiking his coffee with meth.
Betting Ry has a dozen Grindr accounts just waiting to be discovered.
He gives off a serious pedo vibe
He gives off a serious pedo vibe
July 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Betting Ry has a dozen Grindr accounts just waiting to be discovered.
He gives off a serious pedo vibe
He gives off a serious pedo vibe
Only a court can approve of a release of grand jury transcripts.
Not happening.
Not happening.
July 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Only a court can approve of a release of grand jury transcripts.
Not happening.
Not happening.
He’ll sign an executive royal decree order having everyone there deported.
July 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He’ll sign an executive royal decree order having everyone there deported.