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OR, they'd probably like something Christmasy, like a suitcase full of diamonds. (But a wheely suitcase, so it's not so heavy to carry.)
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The day he dies will probably be widely celebrated across the country and around the world, so at least there is a symmetry.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Their headline for the Titanic always seemed perfect:
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I bet if you researched you could find people saying movies weren't art, and audio recordings weren't art, and photos weren't art, and probably the first time someone painted on a wood panel instead of the cave wall there was a blowhard saying 'That's not real art!'
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
'I never thought the leopards would eat MY face,' says woman who joined the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I want her answer about why the President claims to be pro-life and then refers to other human beings as garbage and vermin. He has claimed to be Christian, and the Bible says that Jesus died for the sins of everyone. Does Mr Trump believe that Jesus died for garbage?
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I once wrote something and partway through one of the characters objected that she would never do that. We argued, I lost. She did it her way, and it came out even worse. Maybe next time she'll listen!
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I read once that it's easy to make money, if all you care about is making money. If you also care about being a decent human being, it's more difficult.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
And if you're thinking that people in the military already know to refuse illegal orders, you might want to reflect on the hundred or so civilians who have been murdered in the Caribbean over recent weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just recently we were trying to plan things and I asked if this was turning into a 'too much birthday' situation, which is a reference to this book: berenstainbears.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ber...
The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday
“At the first big party we sometimes forget, that the birthday bear may end up upset.” —Opening quote for "Too Much Birthday" The Berenstain Bears and Too Much Birthday is a book in the Berenstain Bea...
berenstainbears.fandom.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Weird fun fact: on the TV show _Crazy Ex-Girlfriend_, she goes on the apps and meets a guy named Jason.

(I really liked CXGF; it's on my short list of favorite TV shows of all time.)
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Love isn't something you fall into, love is something you grow.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Because the cruelty is the point. What POTUS and those like him enjoy best is making others suffer for no reason other than because they can.
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM