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David Futato
@dfutato.bsky.social
🧙🐻🪐🤓🏳️‍🌈✊ (he/him)
Tell me you’ve never taken a train without telling me you’ve never taken a train. (I have never once had to show anything other than a ticket to board a train.)
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Look at the good I do!
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
So sorry to hear, Brodeur.
February 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The fact that I read this and the last posts in reverse order has led to an unfortunate kind of irony; please know that it was unintentional. 😩
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Sadly, there are more and more “she’s a real creep.” (Though primarily they seem to be real TERFs, unlike their male counterparts, whose creepinesses contain multitudes.)
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
(Speaking personally, because my pathological avoidance of conflict kept me from many things, both good and bad.)
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I think the follow-up question to that is “By what measure of success?” It’s not just about what being meaner would gain, but what being meaner would lose.
January 29, 2026 at 10:33 PM
“They’ve been in theater.” As in theater of war. When the head of the agency considers his charges as *at war with the American citizenry*, no amount of reform or training can bring us back from that.
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The United Federation of New England and New York?
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Nothing is beneath this vile reprehensible administration and its kangaroo court.
January 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Maybe because we were the first generation to do some real self-sorting (physically, a bit, but massively online) along sociopolitical lines?
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Apparently it’s fine to say “quiet piggy” to reporters, but not cops.
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I say yes. Looking good! 😍
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Happy belated birthday!
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM