Dana Goldberg
@dgcomedy.bsky.social
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For several of them apparently.
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I heard Trump tout in 12 different videos that we’ve taken in $17T in his first 8 months. Either he’s the worst business man ever, he’s been lying about money every time his lips move, or this shutdown was never about funding. No need to answer, it’s all three.
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This is definitely NOT the joke
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The way this made me laugh! 🤣
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Portland is an amazing city. Here’s me, @dgcomedy.bsky.social and Andy McCabe at Polaris Hall at what can only be described as an unruly antifa gathering last year.
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The laughter and joy in the room that night was soul filling!
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If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.
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Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
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He responded with something very close to that! And then we made eye contact and I said ‘what the fuck was that?’ And he said ‘right!?’
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Made my day because the attendant said ‘we actually get lucky when it’s an all female flying crew.’
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Boarding a plane to NY and the old white guy in front of me said to the attendant, ‘I hope there’s not a female pilot’, and I’ve never been more disappointed that the rapture didn’t actually happen.
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And Colbert kept saying 200 for his.
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I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
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All the 2nd Amendment warriors are sure fucking quiet about the 1st right now.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel,
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Okay, they caught someone. Now release the full Epstein files.
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Donald Trump just announced he won the US Open.
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Robin, I promise you there are more of us who love and support you than there are of them, they are just really hateful miserable people. We need to get louder and more supportive! Sending love
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I wish it were, but it was still a room that I didn’t expect would have that response. Felt proud to be part of the gig. :)
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I had a gig the other night and one of the comedians was having an amazing set…until they told a transphobic joke. I watched the crowd immediately turn on them. This was a very straight, cis, older crowd and they weren’t having it. It put some hope back in my chest. ❤️
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Right!? They are incredible people.
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Thank you, my friend!