(I did not have one 🎉🎉)
Here’s me getting the blue light treatment
(I did not have one 🎉🎉)
Here’s me getting the blue light treatment
It’s less dramatic than I thought, but still think my collar looks like a tribute act to Blowfeld from James Bond
It’s less dramatic than I thought, but still think my collar looks like a tribute act to Blowfeld from James Bond
Cut to me going for surgery
Cut to me going for surgery
Don’t: break your shoulder on a gay beach in a foreign country. It hurts
Do: use your reading glasses, I can read without squinting
Don’t: break your shoulder on a gay beach in a foreign country. It hurts
Do: use your reading glasses, I can read without squinting
And then on Strictly, Tess takes the “lead role”…
And then on Strictly, Tess takes the “lead role”…
My whole body cracked and I farted within the first 5 minutes.
My whole body cracked and I farted within the first 5 minutes.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors