The metro of infinite despair

We have so much evidence of this being true, dude, come on.
I'm not even in Platner's corner; if you have issues with a candidate, stand on them.

You're discounting that all pf that is manufactured by the media. If the media wants voters to get over it, that will be the narrative. If the media wants Platner to be persona non grata, that will be the narrative, and citing "the voters" like this is irresponsible

I'm not gay enough for this

Nu Metal was created because record labels wanted a bunch of shitty Rage albums. Same reason a bunch of shitty buttrock bands got signed after Nirvana broke out

Harrison Butlicker

The pinnacle of activism, of course, being [X thing that would get you a special visit from the FBI]

Damn.
Better get wastin'

In like a knife fight? Or

Disney+ losing subscribers would be bad for business 20 years ago, but in 2025 the only thing that matters is stonk go up. They couldn't care less about losing subscribers if they can push this merger through