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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ — theonion.com/dhs-daycare-...
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United States, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi ...
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November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ — theonion.com/dhs-daycare-...
What Patriotism Requires
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What Patriotism Requires
An ode to a disappearing America
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July 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
What Patriotism Requires
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apnews.com/article/prze... by his mother, a rare wild Asian horse foal finds a new mom in a grieving domestic mare
Rejected by his mother, a rare wild Asian horse foal finds a new mom in a grieving domestic mare
A rare Przewalski’s horse foal named Marat is thriving at the Minnesota Zoo, thanks to an unusual surrogate.
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June 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
apnews.com/article/prze... by his mother, a rare wild Asian horse foal finds a new mom in a grieving domestic mare
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait — theonion.com/slightly-old...
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Massaging their stiff shoulders and necks while remarking that they wish they’d known how good they had it when they were your age, slightly older sources reported Thursday that if you ...
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June 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait — theonion.com/slightly-old...
Conversation with Secretary Buttigieg
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Conversation with Secretary Buttigieg
A recording from Heather Cox Richardson's live video
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June 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Conversation with Secretary Buttigieg
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The 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
The 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century
More than 500 influential directors, actors and other notable names in Hollywood and around the world voted on the best films released since Jan. 1, 2000. See how their ballots stacked up.
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June 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable — theonion.com/allergic-swe...
Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
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June 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable — theonion.com/allergic-swe...
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be — theonion.com/christian-fa...
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to ...
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June 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be — theonion.com/christian-fa...
Southern Baptists Endorse Effort to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/u...
Southern Baptists Call to Overturn Supreme Court Ruling on Same-Sex Marriage (Gift Article)
The nation’s largest Protestant denomination was motivated by conservative Christians’ success in reversing Roe v. Wade.
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June 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Southern Baptists Endorse Effort to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/u...
This Israeli Government Is a Danger to Jews Everywhere www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/o...
Opinion | This Israeli Government Is a Danger to Jews Everywhere
The price will be high if people don’t resist Netanyahu’s ugly, nihilistic Gaza policy.
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June 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This Israeli Government Is a Danger to Jews Everywhere www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/o...
American Idiot(s)
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American Idiot(s)
There is an explanation to the madness we are witnessing — and, once again, the conscience of the country, the Pulitzer Prize winner Chris Hedges, tells us exactly what we don’t want to hear.
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June 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
American Idiot(s)
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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns — theonion.com/jd-vance-rus...
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
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June 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns — theonion.com/jd-vance-rus...
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
In an emotional tribute, Trump thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
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May 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing — theonion.com/cardinal-pas...
Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
VATICAN CITY—Angrily stomping on his vestments and throwing his zucchetto on the ground, Cardinal Pietro Parolin told reporters Friday that being passed over for pope meant he had devoted his life to ...
theonion.com
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing — theonion.com/cardinal-pas...
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch — theonion.com/tips-for-pla...
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
Whether you go to a restaurant or host an event in your home, brunch is a great way to celebrate the maternal figures in your life. The Onion shares tips for planning the perfect Mother’s Day brunch. ...
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May 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States
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Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States
Banking on a miracle that only the South African businessman can deliver.
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April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States
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Veterans slam J.D. Vance for disregarding a mess hall rule 'Marines learn on day 1'
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Veterans slam J.D. Vance for disregarding a mess hall rule 'Marines learn on day 1'
Some fellow veterans criticized Vice President JD Vance's visit to the Marine Corps base in Quantico, VA, this week, particularly when Vance made his way to the mess hall to have lunch.The Vice Presid...
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March 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Veterans slam J.D. Vance for disregarding a mess hall rule 'Marines learn on day 1'
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Opinion | Hillary Clinton: This Is Just Dumb (Gift Article)
The Signal group chat is only the latest in a string of self-inflicted wounds by the new administration.
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March 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Nation Shocked That Former Fox Host Might Be Liar
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Nation Shocked That Former Fox Host Might Be Liar
The bombshell threatens to tarnish the image of the nation’s most trusted news organization.
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March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nation Shocked That Former Fox Host Might Be Liar
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