This is a half-kinda-maybe sfw account in posts, just not in replies or people I'm following. So I can't even talk about what's going on right now.
I fucking hate it so much

They guy he tells you not to worry about:

That's genuinely so adorable

It just occured to me that if Pallet can hear everything going on in Swap's and Dream's room, then the reverse probably applies..

Most of this thought processes was sparked by her guilt tripping me about leaving my creatings to rot and be forgotten. It worked tho so eh. So I might talk more about stories or somethin instead of complaining all the time.

She has dubed it the "Re-do!Au", and now I'm considering doing the same for some of my stories. I normally do just make new stories and avoid the old ones. But I'm thinking about changing them to fit me now, instead of abandoning them.

If it works, it works

"You.. need to have less McDonald's."

- It's my favorite fast food place!

"I can tell."

*gags*
"Lay off on the caffeine. It's like a moldy energy drink in there."

*zero hesitation, immediately dials 911*

"As a fellow undead, how do you feel about - what? You're still alive?"

"..."

".. how?"

*there's so much iron they just fucking die*

*sips blood*

"Mmm yes.. B negative. Lovely as always, but with a ting of.. arsonic? You didn't tell me this was a poison tasting."