david haakenson
@dhaakenson.bsky.social
As I was just saying before being rudely interrupted…
BLOOMBERG: Trump’s FBI sanitized the Epstein files for his protection
August 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BLOOMBERG: Trump’s FBI sanitized the Epstein files for his protection
To even have a shot at making the cult forget you’re on the Epstein list, you’d have to bring back the cocaine.
July 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
To even have a shot at making the cult forget you’re on the Epstein list, you’d have to bring back the cocaine.
No president has ever said: “It’s not possible to have trials. … We know who the criminals are”.
Trump is a danger to all Americans. He must be removed from office.
Trump is a danger to all Americans. He must be removed from office.
April 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
No president has ever said: “It’s not possible to have trials. … We know who the criminals are”.
Trump is a danger to all Americans. He must be removed from office.
Trump is a danger to all Americans. He must be removed from office.
The Apprentice is learning new things: Wars don’t end when you tell them to STOP. Tariffs don’t make China cry. Be nice to people with tattoos or judges are sad. Canadians don’t bend the knee. The Fox & Friend drunk dials war plans. Greenlanders hate “Hillbilly Elegy”. Chainsaws are hard to forget.
April 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Apprentice is learning new things: Wars don’t end when you tell them to STOP. Tariffs don’t make China cry. Be nice to people with tattoos or judges are sad. Canadians don’t bend the knee. The Fox & Friend drunk dials war plans. Greenlanders hate “Hillbilly Elegy”. Chainsaws are hard to forget.
Watching Trump say Ukraine did things that caused Russia to attack is like blaming a woman’s choice of clothing for her rape. Siding with her rapist is unconscionable.
It’s disgusting, and it's un-American.
#standwithukriane
It’s disgusting, and it's un-American.
#standwithukriane
February 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Watching Trump say Ukraine did things that caused Russia to attack is like blaming a woman’s choice of clothing for her rape. Siding with her rapist is unconscionable.
It’s disgusting, and it's un-American.
#standwithukriane
It’s disgusting, and it's un-American.
#standwithukriane
It’s taken AI just days to learn what’s taking some Americans years to figure out.
February 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It’s taken AI just days to learn what’s taking some Americans years to figure out.
America already has one King and he is wise.
What else can be done? Whenever possible, buy Canadian: Order stuff made in Canada, shipped from Canada. It’s a patriotic act that ultimately protects American democracy.
But on February 28? Buy nothing.
What else can be done? Whenever possible, buy Canadian: Order stuff made in Canada, shipped from Canada. It’s a patriotic act that ultimately protects American democracy.
But on February 28? Buy nothing.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
America already has one King and he is wise.
What else can be done? Whenever possible, buy Canadian: Order stuff made in Canada, shipped from Canada. It’s a patriotic act that ultimately protects American democracy.
But on February 28? Buy nothing.
What else can be done? Whenever possible, buy Canadian: Order stuff made in Canada, shipped from Canada. It’s a patriotic act that ultimately protects American democracy.
But on February 28? Buy nothing.
It’s like we’re at the start of the 3rd movie and our only hope is an army of fucking Ewoks.
February 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s like we’re at the start of the 3rd movie and our only hope is an army of fucking Ewoks.
Next up: Use government to suppress unfavorable journalism.
Authoritarianism 101, chapter 2.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Authoritarianism 101, chapter 2.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
NPR and PBS first target in MTG’s DOGE crosshairs
The House DOGE Subcommittee is setting its sights on NPR and PBS for alleged liberal bias.
www.politico.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Next up: Use government to suppress unfavorable journalism.
Authoritarianism 101, chapter 2.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Authoritarianism 101, chapter 2.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
This isn’t about government waste. It’s primarily to fulfill a red state fever dream of gaining control over classrooms to teach (indoctrinate) children a filtered view of US history and science that bolsters white conservative Christian political power. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
Trump preps order to dismantle Education Dept. as DOGE probes data
Closing the agency would require congressional approval, so the new administration hopes to diminish it in the meantime.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This isn’t about government waste. It’s primarily to fulfill a red state fever dream of gaining control over classrooms to teach (indoctrinate) children a filtered view of US history and science that bolsters white conservative Christian political power. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
With tariffs temporarily delayed, Canada pursues the goal of modern medicine: Target the cancer and spare the body.
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
Canada’s tariff list targets Republican states, Trump allies
"Canadians understand that we need to respond,” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Saturday night.
www.politico.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
With tariffs temporarily delayed, Canada pursues the goal of modern medicine: Target the cancer and spare the body.
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
Trump’s “golden age”…
February 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump’s “golden age”…
Pig War II.
A sane president would negotiate with an ally, not declare war.
A sane president would negotiate with an ally, not declare war.
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pig War II.
A sane president would negotiate with an ally, not declare war.
A sane president would negotiate with an ally, not declare war.
China, Russia, N Korea and Iran while watching a private citizen call out US marshals to gain entry and seize control of a US agency’s computer system…
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
China, Russia, N Korea and Iran while watching a private citizen call out US marshals to gain entry and seize control of a US agency’s computer system…
When hit, Trump hits back 10 times harder. Shock and awe.
In response, Canada should impose 100% tariffs, withdraw its ambassador & break relations until its former ally is well, official recognition of which will be a new leader who doesn’t communicate in ALL CAPS.
In response, Canada should impose 100% tariffs, withdraw its ambassador & break relations until its former ally is well, official recognition of which will be a new leader who doesn’t communicate in ALL CAPS.
February 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When hit, Trump hits back 10 times harder. Shock and awe.
In response, Canada should impose 100% tariffs, withdraw its ambassador & break relations until its former ally is well, official recognition of which will be a new leader who doesn’t communicate in ALL CAPS.
In response, Canada should impose 100% tariffs, withdraw its ambassador & break relations until its former ally is well, official recognition of which will be a new leader who doesn’t communicate in ALL CAPS.
I’ve always loved Canada. But banning products just from red states? True genius.
www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
B.C. to ‘immediately stop buying’ liquor from red states over Trump tariffs, premier says
B.C. Premier David Eby responded forcefully to U.S. President Donald Trump’s impending 25-per-cent tariff on nearly all Canadian exports to the U.S. Saturday, saying the president had betrayed the “hi...
www.ctvnews.ca
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’ve always loved Canada. But banning products just from red states? True genius.
www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
In any other country, this would trigger a military response.
This is a coup, not politics. www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
This is a coup, not politics. www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
reuters.com
www.reuters.com
February 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In any other country, this would trigger a military response.
This is a coup, not politics. www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
This is a coup, not politics. www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
The time between inauguration and pitchforks and torches is going to be incredibly short.
This is a continuation of the Jan. 6 coup attempt.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
This is a continuation of the Jan. 6 coup attempt.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The time between inauguration and pitchforks and torches is going to be incredibly short.
This is a continuation of the Jan. 6 coup attempt.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
This is a continuation of the Jan. 6 coup attempt.
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
If his Jan 6 insurrection & illegal alternate slates of electors scheme had succeeded, what we’re seeing now is Feb 2021. It’s a continuation of the coup & a destruction of the government’s capacity to respond. The real steal is now.
After being elected, Hitler disarmed the government in 53 days.
After being elected, Hitler disarmed the government in 53 days.
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If his Jan 6 insurrection & illegal alternate slates of electors scheme had succeeded, what we’re seeing now is Feb 2021. It’s a continuation of the coup & a destruction of the government’s capacity to respond. The real steal is now.
After being elected, Hitler disarmed the government in 53 days.
After being elected, Hitler disarmed the government in 53 days.
