Trump can go fuck himself

Waiting for “Trump Eggs” to drop. “The best eggs from only the best roosters!”

Made in China

My New Year’s resolution to meditate is shit.

My inner thought process:

Ok….relax…quiet the mind…

Transcendental Meditation……be quiet…

Trans Am meditation…..stop it!…..

Trans Am dental meditation….quit it!…

Smokey and the bandit…they all had nice teeth….

Out loud: Fuck this!

I need to know the who what and where’s of the upcoming midterms. I mean if there’ll even be midterms…but assuming there will be, what are the realistic chances of winning back the house?

I now have more social media accounts than pairs of pants.