The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

Oxford and Merriam-Webster both recognize “cromulent” and “embiggen” as legitimate words, but not “kwyjibo.”

I demand an explanation.

I sincerely apologize to the Indian community (especially my fellow dark-skinned brothers and sisters) for what I’m about to say, but I simply must say it:

Kash Patel really, really, REALLY does look EXACTLY like the poop emoji.

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

#UnmaskingMusk

Dear people on social media who told me for 9 years that I was overreacting to Trump,
I wasn't. You were wrong. You can make up for your foolishness by joining the resistance and trying to rescue our country from the fascists.
Sincerely,
Mark

Bracing myself for a brand new era of white trash colonialism… yeehaw and whatnot.

he did it twice just in case

um

The hitler salute wasn’t surprising. ADL defending it certainly was though.

Klobuchar’s painting sucks.