New Chaminda lore unlocked.

His job is to come up with tortured cricketing metaphors to explain that actually whoever leads the Conservative Party at present won PMQs, not engage in serious analysis.

Why is anyone taking Quentin Letts seriously as a political analyst?

My new self-motivational speech

The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster does at least have certain duties relating to the County Palatine of Lancaster.

My "I'm not sexually jealous of this slag" t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

The exclusion zone established that there was an area where any vessel was liable to be attacked without warning, it didn't mean that Argentine military vessels were safe outside of it.

And there was nothing we could do about it. Leo was an ordained man and I wasn't. And we had to sit there and take it. It was among the Catholics; real Magisterium shit. They even made me sit in an aisle seat so I couldn't rest against the plane wall.

Or a certain Latin American beer jingle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5z...

I suppose this is unsurprising given his heavy campaigning on behalf of war criminals during Trump's first term.

The former is a measured yet chilling exploration of the rise of one of the most evil movements in human history, and the latter is a crass, cack-handed cartoon with a blaring soundtrack and pointless reconstructions that look like they're performed by an am-dram society.

I feel like one of the clearest examples of the decline in standards, largely because it was made by the same documentary-maker, is the contrast between 1998's "The Nazis: A Warning from History" and 2012's "The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler".